Stinkpalm

Lulz. It’s okay. Don’t worry, my little buttercup. You’ll have a plethora of opportunities to get other jokes.

Having seen the little pole-mounted transformers blow during thunderstorms, I immediately recognized the light in the video as that... but that one in the video was orders of magnitude bigger and longer. Pretty awesome display

Buy the ticket... uh.. take the ride... no sympathy for the devil...

I don’t know, OP... I’m not an astronaut

That’s funny. It only took one visit in hs to aggyland to know that it sucked (my aggy brother was trying to convince me to follow him there.) I immediately sent in my acceptance to UT upon returning home.

Oh they had it, but it looked like they took that out of the hands of aggy to prevent that exact situation. It was a 21 howitzer salute, that looked to be executed by the marines(?). Not positive on the outfit, as I caught it in passing while my wife was watching the coverage. It was an actual military outfit performing it though, while corp dorks lined the field where they were shooting them off and acting like they were doing something (Narrator: “They weren’t”) NCSB: My aggy wife was watching recap coverage on CSPAN last night (when I noticed the 21 howitzer salute), and they were trying as hard as they could to make aggy look like an actual military institute. Every single shot that they switched to outside of the actual procession was corp dorks running around campus “looking busy” and stopping to do unauthorized salutes at things like the playing of taps. About five minutes into her watching corp dorks being corp dorks, I decided I had to get out of the house and grabbed my keys. It didn’t take long for me to have all I could have of corp dorks aimlessly marching around campus with their band flags and acting like they were actually doing something meaningful.

It should surprise nobody that aggy has taken every opportunity possible to pimp their school in the wake of 41’s passing, instead of simply honoring the man himself. My Facebook feed has been littered with aggy puff-pieces, patting themselves on the back for being associated with 41 and making his passing all about them. So, status quo in gomerville.

Well, men don’t get periods, so I think he’s in the clear

Obsession of the highest level. I’m a huge fan of college football, and you couldn’t pay me to go to an aggy game. And that’s coming from a guy who’s wife is aggy. She’s expressed on several occasions that she’d like to go to an aggy game in the new stadium, and my response every time has been “cool, pick a weekend that works and have fun... I’ll hold down the fort.” I have zero desire to put in any kind of effort to go watch aggy play, regardless of opponent, even if they played right down the road from us in Jerryworld and the tickets were free.

Well, she’s a woman, so...

They have to excuse themselves when the committee discusses those teams for the final

I said before the season that I’d be very happy with a 9 win season. It feels a little disappointing now, looking back at how the season played out, but I still feel like it was a nice step forward from last season and am very optimistic going forward.

Will be in a suite at the Cowboys game tonight. Tossing around the idea of squirreling away some of the food and hiding out in the suite, living off of leftovers and alcohol until Saturday. I think it could work.

While aggy celebrates their “greatest win evar!!!”, I can’t help but laugh at the fact that they couldn’t score as many points in 4 quarters and 7 overtimes what ou scored on them in just 3 quarters. It makes an already hilarious 77-0 score just that much more gruntling.

Have some damned respect! God has made this a top priority. Cancer cures and world hunger be damned, another aggy has lost a precious ring!!

I honestly don’t get WVU’s hatred of us and all the “horns down” signs the players throw every time they play us. Bitch, if it weren’t for us, y’all would still be in a shitty G5 conference

I think you misunderstood San Antonio speak... they said he played in San Antonio, Holmes.

^ what he asked. After last week’s teaser, I’m going full-on Judge Smails.

It’s like raaaaiiiinnnnnn...

Phlegm’d

That dude does appear to be coming in with some stabbing motions, but I think they’re just really shitty jabs. You can see the guy already falling over limp before red shirt gets a hold of him. Guy took a fist to the side of his face/neck that probably struck the nerve on the side of the neck that makes you go nighty night. Somebody posted a vid on the old site several years back of a dude who obviously had some martial arts training that put a well placed flat palm to the side of some dbags neck and dropped him like a sack of potatoes

Say whaaaaa?!?!

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I have no idea what I just read

I can’t get over that stupid boot slide crap they do when they first get their boots. That’s literally the most entertaining thing they could come up with to pass the time in that bumfuck town. And the fact that parents show up to watch this shitshow and don’t walk away embarrassed that they pushed their kids into this cult, and instead cheer it on.... my god...