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Posts posted by Stinkpalm
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Three Fifty Oven
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My mind goes straight to Gilda Radner when I hear Harvey’s Bristol Cream
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^^^^ that
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it was his phone that had the recording. I’ll go further out on that limb and say that he actually had her phone in his hand, not to snap a photo, but to look through her old texts to see who she was cheating on him with when the gun “accidentally” went off. A five pound trigger is not heavy, but it’s also not “light”. It takes an actual pull to set off a five pound trigger.
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2 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:
Futureman is the captain, vice-admiral, and shit-poor bukkake queen of satire on this board. Just wait until he floors you with his hot takes and quick wit on rugby.
I got his joke... I get jokes... he was joking, right?
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Forearm discussion
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Ha! Thought my review had been filtered since it didn’t show up the day of posting it. Decided to ask a question since I thought my review got rejected and that one didn’t show up either, so I figured they knew I was trolling. Well today the shirt popped up as an ad on my phone so I thought I’d go check out the new “reviews” and mine are now there (SECready). Still awaiting an answer to my question though...
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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:
Would appear to me that, just like always, those simple minded fucks are counting chickens from eggs that are likely to end up scrambled.
Sept. 19 Colorado College Station, TX <== Who knows whether Colorado will be any good two years from now? They occasionally overperform by a considerable amount. Who's to say they won't do it again in 2020?Sept. 26 Arkansas Arlington, TX <== They finally beat LSU in 2018. Eventually, Arkansas will beat them. Why not in 2020?
Nov. 21 Fresno State College Station, TX <== see "Colorado". Should aggy win? Yes. Will they? Who knows?
TBD Alabama Tuscaloosa, AL <== HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TBD at Auburn Auburn, AL <== If they are penciling this in as a W, they are seriously deranged dumbfucks
TBD LSU College Station, TX <== In spite of being gifted the game in 2018, the odds will perpetually favor LSU in this series. Bet on LSU unless Ebola strikes the team in the week before the game.
TBD at Mississippi State Starkville, MS <== How many times has aggy lost in the state of Mississippi? I lost count.
TBD Ole Miss College Station, TX <== I seem to recall a stampede leaving in the 3rd quarter at the tackle box once upon a time.
We're supposed to expect them to run the table with this many question marks on the schedule? Ummmm.... No. They're still aggy, after all.
I’ve learned in life that any time an aggy tells you something, believe that the exact opposite of what they say. It’s never steered me wrong.
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3 hours ago, markstanco said:
2ndI mean, hell, he didn’t even win a single game at his first head coaching gig
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13 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:
"Slow victory," not "blow."
Ooh, look at the good eyes on Ghost over here...
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“Take a safety”
“Blow victory”
lulz
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I don’t know why... but I believe him, yo
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Lulz. Let’s see if we can go 2 for 2. Submitted and awaiting review
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41 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
oy.......
Lulz. It’s okay. Don’t worry, my little buttercup. You’ll have a plethora of opportunities to get other jokes.
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Having seen the little pole-mounted transformers blow during thunderstorms, I immediately recognized the light in the video as that... but that one in the video was orders of magnitude bigger and longer. Pretty awesome display
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3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
They bought their tickets....
Buy the ticket... uh.. take the ride... no sympathy for the devil...
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1 hour ago, Continental Op said:
Why don't you look it up on your phone?
I don’t know, OP... I’m not an astronaut
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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:
If you loved in Europe, they’d already be rolling in. Asshole.
I know people that have visited Europe. Still zero signees, as of right now. ESD is a bust
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3 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:
That’s funny. It only took one visit in hs to aggyland to know that it sucked (my aggy brother was trying to convince me to follow him there.) I immediately sent in my acceptance to UT upon returning home.
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10 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:
Did they not have a 21 gun Salute in CS or did I miss the report on friendly fire dead aggy?
Oh they had it, but it looked like they took that out of the hands of aggy to prevent that exact situation. It was a 21 howitzer salute, that looked to be executed by the marines(?). Not positive on the outfit, as I caught it in passing while my wife was watching the coverage. It was an actual military outfit performing it though, while corp dorks lined the field where they were shooting them off and acting like they were doing something (Narrator: “They weren’t”)
NCSB: My aggy wife was watching recap coverage on CSPAN last night (when I noticed the 21 howitzer salute), and they were trying as hard as they could to make aggy look like an actual military institute. Every single shot that they switched to outside of the actual procession was corp dorks running around campus “looking busy” and stopping to do unauthorized salutes at things like the playing of taps. About five minutes into her watching corp dorks being corp dorks, I decided I had to get out of the house and grabbed my keys. It didn’t take long for me to have all I could have of corp dorks aimlessly marching around campus with their band flags and acting like they were actually doing something meaningful.
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It should surprise nobody that aggy has taken every opportunity possible to pimp their school in the wake of 41’s passing, instead of simply honoring the man himself. My Facebook feed has been littered with aggy puff-pieces, patting themselves on the back for being associated with 41 and making his passing all about them. So, status quo in gomerville.
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3 hours ago, Hurtlocker said:
"A team of German and US researchers followed more than 115,000 women aged between 25 and 42 for more than ten years. They found those who suffered migraines were 50 per cent more likely to die during the period."
Well, men don’t get periods, so I think he’s in the clear
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I’d, uh... I’d still... let me just throw this out there... I have the weirdest boner right now and my curiosity is higher than my pants tent. Sssoooooo..... pics?