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Stinkpalm

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  1. If CDC really wants to show how savage… err, downright dastardly he can be, he should tweet out a congratulations to Longhorn Baseball Assistant Coach Earley for being tabbed as the new head coach at a&m
  2. Aggy never grows up or matures… they just eventually die. Which, if I recall correctly, is exactly what he did a couple years ago.
  3. Hey fuckface, I got my masters from Baseball of University. It’s accredited!!* *in some Central American countries
  4. Coming into this thread super late, so I’ll have to go back and catch up on most of it, but just wanted to say what a hell of ride that search was.
  5. Fuckfuckfuckfuck FUCK!!! Is this still available??? Today is the twelve year anniversary of the first time my wife let me do anal with her, and she’s going to wake up expecting something real nice. I can meet you in Gilmer.
  6. Tangentially related beef of mine… can we knock it off with the whole “you can see it from space” thing? Satellite technology has advanced to a point that they can tell me that I should probably have that mole on my left shoulder checked out. Seeing a shitload of unsold Teslas in a massive parking lot from space now isn’t nearly as hard as the lump around the mole on my left shoulder. I should probably get that mole on my left shoulder checked out
  7. Ha! I’d imagine Jim Cantore would be smart enough to not book trips to Costa Rica and Puerto Rico in back to back years, in apparently their rainy seasons. Worked out last year, minimal rain and landed some nice sailfin and roosters, but the forecast isn’t looking so good this year!
  8. I’m really looking forward to this one. Tarpon on the fly has been near the top (if not the top) of my fishing bucket list since picking up fly fishing 20 years ago. Bones and GT round out the top three, but they’ll have to wait. Will update the fishing thread if it pans out.
  9. No worries, Troph. I’m scheduled to be fly fishing for tarpon in PR that same day, so that’s where it’ll end up hitting
  10. Isn’t the test subject an aggy? That chip has seen some shit and is trying to nope the fuck out of there
  11. Today I learned that twenty-something years ago, Dan Mullen banged Miss Terry
  12. I saw this a couple days ago and before watching it thought “if this list is truly anywhere close to respectable, aggy has got to be pretty high on it.” Had some doubt since he appeared to be an Ohio guy, but big belly laughs when aggy was named at number one. Nailed the entire list.
  13. I’ll have to check and see if my idiot brother was in Boston this week. It sure sounds like him, but I suppose that also sounds like most first generation aggy. If he was drunk and kept repeating himself though… high likelihood it was my idiot brother.
  14. “We made it further in the tourney!” ”Huh?” ”Overtime, Birch!!”
  15. I just assumed it had something to with a combination of sex, drugs, and alcohol Humblebrag?
  16. Indoctrination? At A&M? Unpossible!!
  17. Well…. Shitting down a season to play school shows some pretty strong commitment… I suppose
  18. Nah, they’ve been paying attention. They chose the one place that is actually desperate enough to accept his commitment. Hell, The Elk is probably looking into getting him reclassified as a 2024 recruit as we speak.
  19. I fathered millions of knuckle-children due to similar images in the sears catalogue back in the day. That is, until I found the old man’s playboy stash, when the number grew into the billions
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