Everything posted by Stinkpalm
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I've decided to dig a hole
You should write excavation erotica… after you finish the goddamned hole already
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Edited: Brisket, GOLL, & Macanudo go to Dallas (God Help Us All)
Goddamn. Maybe try some cases in an outdoor court every now and then
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Israel vs everyone war thread
Wagons (middle) East? Thar’s goooold in them thar craters!!
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Crimson Tide (#1 lolol) @ Commodores on SEC Network
False. Our defenders “Olay”ed a lot during the strong/Herman years.
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Emergency Alert - EXTREME THREAT WTF
Therewasone?.gif I slept through the alert and would’ve slept through the cop getting shot inside my bedroom. Team Deep Sleep.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Cunt. She actually had that part correct.
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Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
I always stream him through the Texas Longhorns app (official University of Texas sports app)
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Jitterbugs have a camera now?
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My new favorite subreddit
What in god’s name just happened?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
You can put your weed in there or Thurgood : The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer. McGuyver Friend : Hey, man, we're out of papers. McGuyver Smoker : All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil. McGuyver Friend : We don't have a corkscrew. McGuyver Smoker : All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. McGuyver Smoker : [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
‘Member when everyone posted something similar during the Shag takeover? I ‘member!
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2024 Season Surly Horns Tailgate Thread of Dominance
Gonna need to see some ID, bud. Not getting busted for that again. Everybody knows cops sit outside the distribution center looking for kids trying to get adults to buy 10 cases of beer for them..
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Way to doxx yourself, Pimburt
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Drinked
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Top-end speed, I’d imagine
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Huh… guess I never really noticed his rack
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WTF Is Wrong With You, Mississippi?
I hear they aren’t going to go forward with the charges, they’re just making him sweat…. a lot.
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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
If CDC really wants to show how savage… err, downright dastardly he can be, he should tweet out a congratulations to Longhorn Baseball Assistant Coach Earley for being tabbed as the new head coach at a&m
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Aggy never grows up or matures… they just eventually die. Which, if I recall correctly, is exactly what he did a couple years ago.
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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire
Hey fuckface, I got my masters from Baseball of University. It’s accredited!!* *in some Central American countries
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Double turds?
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Schloss Staff Search Thread
Coming into this thread super late, so I’ll have to go back and catch up on most of it, but just wanted to say what a hell of ride that search was.
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Gold Rose (Authentic)
Fuckfuckfuckfuck FUCK!!! Is this still available??? Today is the twelve year anniversary of the first time my wife let me do anal with her, and she’s going to wake up expecting something real nice. I can meet you in Gilmer.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Tangentially related beef of mine… can we knock it off with the whole “you can see it from space” thing? Satellite technology has advanced to a point that they can tell me that I should probably have that mole on my left shoulder checked out. Seeing a shitload of unsold Teslas in a massive parking lot from space now isn’t nearly as hard as the lump around the mole on my left shoulder. I should probably get that mole on my left shoulder checked out
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Ha! I’d imagine Jim Cantore would be smart enough to not book trips to Costa Rica and Puerto Rico in back to back years, in apparently their rainy seasons. Worked out last year, minimal rain and landed some nice sailfin and roosters, but the forecast isn’t looking so good this year!