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Stinkpalm

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  1. A crummy Bisontits figurine?? Son of a bitch!
  2. Well…. Shitting down a season to play school shows some pretty strong commitment… I suppose
  3. Nah, they’ve been paying attention. They chose the one place that is actually desperate enough to accept his commitment. Hell, The Elk is probably looking into getting him reclassified as a 2024 recruit as we speak.
  4. I fathered millions of knuckle-children due to similar images in the sears catalogue back in the day. That is, until I found the old man’s playboy stash, when the number grew into the billions
  5. I should visit El Paso and San Antonio more often
  6. Fify. It was right there, man!
  7. Kid: I wanna stop and get some Red River Shootout Mom: We have Red River Shootout at home The “Red River Shootout” at home:
  8. What the fuck is this shit??! An undershirt beneath his pullover? Jimbo would be spinning in his size 7 loafers if he could see this.
  9. That figure doesn’t appear to include Elko’s Duke buyout nor buyouts of outgoing and incoming staff, so… more
  10. Hell, that’s better than I did… and I actually took the final exam!
  11. I realize check writing isn’t as prolific as it once was… but you may still want to learn how checks work. Mostly the “To” and “From” lines. Just in case there comes a day that you think you’re “receiving” a check for 1 million dollars
  12. Possibly, if it’s a Stanzo brand fedora. They’re nice!
  13. Well, yeah, but you don’t “ride” submarines. You get all up… in… th…. you know what? Your point still stands
  14. Dinged up? There are Max Johnson shaped craters littering every field aggy has played on since weigman got injured. I swear every passing down, in the bits of their games that I’ve seen, Johnson has been pile driven into the dirt within 2 seconds of the snap. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if this was mom and dad deciding to pull the ripcord before their son is permanently confined to a wheelchair due to one too many snaps behind that porous line.
  15. I’m told he missed the bus. Sark kicked him off the team, even though he said it’s something that he’ll never, ever, ever do again. The reason it took so long for news of the incident to spread is due to Kris wearing a backwards jersey and jeans, which caused confusion from the team on whether he was entering or leaving Sarks office
  16. “Mongo only pawn… in game of recruiting”
  17. Was not aware of Shakira ripping her top open on stage at some point, which then meant I had to go searching for the unedited version. Bunk remains vacant. I am disappoint.
  18. Man… Penological Purpose would make a hell of a band name
  19. Wait, you’re telling me this isn’t the FANS getting to run plays down there?? Because…. Woof!
  20. Okay. Fuck, marry, kill… aaand go Hey, where’s everybody going? Guys?
  21. Used to know a guy who wore his Tarleton ring daily (no idea why), and witnessed on multiple occasions a cult member asking him if it was an aggy ring. The fucking ring was SILVER. Those dumbasses are just brainwashed to assume any class ring is an aggy ring. I’m convinced you could wear a ring pop on that finger and multiple aggy would ask about your aggy ring
  22. After pondering this UT thing that the Vols apparently have a serious hard-on about, I imagine my conversation would go one of two ways should one ever confront me about it.. A) Vol Fan: “You’re not the real UT, we are. Stinkpalm: “Does Tennessee have a Technical University?” Vol Fan: “Yeah, Tennessee Tech University. Why?” Stinkpalm: “Oh, do they have a stupid, one-sided quibble with Texas Tech over who gets to be the real TTU, like y’all do with UT?” Or, way more likely…. B) Harrison Ford WHO GIVES A SHIT gif
  23. Is it still considered “negative recruiting” when those other coaches he talked to were the other coaches on Jimbo’s staff?
  24. I see you missed the part where OP said Lineman types are going to be SOL.
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