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Stinkpalm

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  1. Today I learned that Charity Crawford is from Rhode Island. Also, Kentucky both horrified me and gave me a chuckle simultaneously.
  2. Well that was awfully nice of you…
  3. Hold up… you mean to tell me these folks are paying 250k for this trip, and they don’t even get to get out to stretch their legs and have a look around when they get there??
  4. Plays against lower quality, private school athletes, you say??? Pssh, kid would be a 2-star at best if his last name wasn’t O’Neill!!
  5. I hear 8badmofo is tanned, rested, and ready
  6. What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of her leg right at the bottom. She'll never play golf again, because her weight displacement goes back, all her weight is on her right foot, and she'll push everything off to the right. She'll never come through on anything. She'll quit the game.
  7. Alright… the people who are placing googly-eyes on stuff at aggy have gotten out of hand
  8. RD seems…. Different
  9. Haha, yeah was mainly just going for a joke pointed at aggy racism and lack of diversity outside of the athletic facilities (i.e. fresian horses, whose coat is typically black or chocolate, wouldn’t get admitted there bc non-white) but had a feeling it might be too obscure. In hindsight, adding a picture of the horse would’ve helped
  10. Not if they were Friesians
  11. Looks like it was. I reported it for racism (figurelli dropped a hard N bomb, surprise surprise), and it looks like the mods jumped on it pretty quick this morning, hopefully with a user ban to go with it
  12. Not gonna tag the douche, but looks like there’s a 100% chance dfigs is back and posting under the username AnalYzed here. Ran across one of his posts on the Airborne Toxic Event thread in DT and it’s verbatim a typical racist dfigs sock account post. Dude literally hasn’t learned a thing… not even how to troll better
  13. With regards to their recent posts about us being a culture fit, who gives a shit?It’s always been weird to me how when their move was first announced, aggy instantly got on their knees and started proclaiming how they always felt they were more of a culture fit with the southeast states and began trying to be more like them all while slurping their new conference mate’s dicks. As Texans, we’ve always been proud of our Texan heritage, and in turn solely identify as Texans. We’re not “Southern”. We’re not “Western”. We’re just Texans and damned proud of it. Since our announced move, I don’t know if I’ve even heard one Longhorn earnestly talk about trying to fitin with the southern culture of the other teams in the SEC, because why the fuck would we? As Texans, we don’t follow or try to fit in. We just continue to do our Texan thing, and we tend to get along just fine. Joining a different conference from a different region isn’t going to change that. We’ll show up, play the games on the schedule, hopefully win a lot of them, and get along just fine without having to pretend to be something other than Texans. Turncoat aggy, on the other hand… well, Louisiana can have them.
  14. Remind me again which fanbase has to show up the night before the game every week to practice how to cheer???
  15. I’m currently dealing with fog brain from being sick… but someone help me understand that bottom graphic. They claim to be first in the nation, but then below it states 4th in the nation among public universities. So what was the metric for the ranking where they were first?? First among cults posing as universities? First among universities located along the Brazos Valley? Or did they just do a bad job with the graphic and are claiming that they are the fourth best public university in the nation? Because LLLOOOLLLL if so…
  16. “90 lb gorilla” may be the funniest unintentional comedy I’ve read in today’s screenshots.
  17. Womp womp
  18. I’m going to live my life believing that @Grimas was the expert-level troll in the App St gear today, and I don’t want to be told otherwise
  19. Don’t stray too far though. I hear it’s common for visitors to completely lose sight of the stadium and wander around lost until an aggy kindly walks them the 500 feet back to Kroger Field
  20. “Roof”, huh? How many players can be expected to regularly see it there versus the CEILING of the locker room? Or is that their daily 420 spot?
  21. Natty Natty Shooter, the floor is yours
  22. Phenomenal. Let’s go ahead and do it again next weekend
  23. I may have to pull out a pen and paper to sketch out a diagram of this. Or is this one of those things where you were supposed to start with “Confucius say…”
  24. Win the cfp? keep all recruits and coaches outside of pk - Surly
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