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I hear 8badmofo is tanned, rested, and ready

What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of her leg right at the bottom. She'll never play golf again, because her weight displacement goes back, all her weight is on her right foot, and she'll push everything off to the right. She'll never come through on anything. She'll quit the game.

Alright… the people who are placing googly-eyes on stuff at aggy have gotten out of hand

RD seems…. Different

Haha, yeah was mainly just going for a joke pointed at aggy racism and lack of diversity outside of the athletic facilities (i.e. fresian horses, whose coat is typically black or chocolate, wouldn’t get admitted there bc non-white) but had a feeling it might be too obscure. In hindsight, adding a picture of the horse would’ve helped

Not if they were Friesians

Looks like it was. I reported it for racism (figurelli dropped a hard N bomb, surprise surprise), and it looks like the mods jumped on it pretty quick this morning, hopefully with a user ban to go with it

Not gonna tag the douche, but looks like there’s a 100% chance dfigs is back and posting under the username AnalYzed here. Ran across one of his posts on the Airborne Toxic Event thread in DT and it’s verbatim a typical racist dfigs sock account post. Dude literally hasn’t learned a thing… not even how to troll better

With regards to their recent posts about us being a culture fit, who gives a shit?It’s always been weird to me how when their move was first announced, aggy instantly got on their knees and started proclaiming how they always felt they were more of a culture fit with the southeast states and began trying to be more like them all while slurping their new conference mate’s dicks. As Texans, we’ve always been proud of our Texan heritage, and in turn solely identify as Texans. We’re not “Southern”. We’re not “Western”. We’re just Texans and damned proud of it. Since our announced move, I don’t know if I’ve even heard one Longhorn earnestly talk about trying to fitin with the southern culture of the other teams in the SEC, because why the fuck would we? As Texans, we don’t follow or try to fit in. We just continue to do our Texan thing, and we tend to get along just fine. Joining a different conference from a different region isn’t going to change that. We’ll show up, play the games on the schedule, hopefully win a lot of them, and get along just fine without having to pretend to be something other than Texans. Turncoat aggy, on the other hand… well, Louisiana can have them.

Remind me again which fanbase has to show up the night before the game every week to practice how to cheer???

I’m currently dealing with fog brain from being sick… but someone help me understand that bottom graphic. They claim to be first in the nation, but then below it states 4th in the nation among public universities. So what was the metric for the ranking where they were first?? First among cults posing as universities? First among universities located along the Brazos Valley? Or did they just do a bad job with the graphic and are claiming that they are the fourth best public university in the nation? Because LLLOOOLLLL if so…

“90 lb gorilla” may be the funniest unintentional comedy I’ve read in today’s screenshots.

Womp womp

I’m going to live my life believing that @Grimas was the expert-level troll in the App St gear today, and I don’t want to be told otherwise

Don’t stray too far though. I hear it’s common for visitors to completely lose sight of the stadium and wander around lost until an aggy kindly walks them the 500 feet back to Kroger Field

“Roof”, huh? How many players can be expected to regularly see it there versus the CEILING of the locker room? Or is that their daily 420 spot?

Natty Natty Shooter, the floor is yours

Phenomenal. Let’s go ahead and do it again next weekend

I may have to pull out a pen and paper to sketch out a diagram of this. Or is this one of those things where you were supposed to start with “Confucius say…”

Win the cfp? keep all recruits and coaches outside of pk - Surly

At your advanced age, asking for pics of someone’s grandma still feels a little pedo-y…

Ah, yeah, forgot about nyquil. Carry on

Maybe… But to be fair, he (aggy mongo) probably wouldn’t weigh nearly as much if not for the likelihood that every cell in his body is having to carry an extra chromosome

And which character would be singing this?

Super late to the discussion after seeing I got tagged… thought I’d still throw my thoughts in the thread for flattie or anybody else considering a JT, now that I have some time. With respect to flattie’s issues, I can’t say I’ve experienced any of those, thankfully. My start/stop is pretty instantaneous… about on par with my trail boss, and only a tick slower than my wife’s F-150. Certainly not enough of a difference to think much of it. Like others have said, key fob stays in the pocket. Only time I’ve had to push the button with the fob was when I had tried to start it without the key fob (had left it in the house but thought it was in my pocket). Message popped up on the dash that key fob had to be pressed into the button before it would start (for security reasons, it would appear). As far as cabin space, I’m 6’2” and haven’t had any issues. I normally keep my seat pretty far back, but not at the max, and it’s pretty comfortable for me. And usually have to scoot it up a couple clicks when the 16 month old rides with me (car seat is behind the drivers seat) to give it sufficient clearance to pivot in a crash, and still don’t feel uncomfortable. Then again, this is my third jeep, so maybe I’m just used to it. Certainly not as roomy as our full sized trucks, but still feels roomier than my previous 2 doors. And sliding or getting loose around corners hasn’t been an issue, but I also have the max tow package, so I’m geared lower and don’t have as much pep as other JTs likely do. My trail boss on the other hand is an automatic for getting loose on corners regardless of road conditions… All in all, I’m very happy with it. Still miss having a wrangler at times, but the gladiator fits my needs and uses more than the wrangler these days. The only real issue I’ve had with it is an issue I had with my JK as well, but it’s not that big of a deal. The Uconnect system will randomly reset itself, and there is no rhyme or reason to it. At least with the JT, when it does it, I don’t lose presets and audio preferences. Just shuts off and back on again with a startup message while driving (not often, but every now and then). In the Jk, I would have to reprogram everything outside of Bluetooth connection. And that cover looks awesome, @smuggs. I’ve been making do with the tri-fold that came on mine (quickly marred it up and put indentions in it from loading my mtbs and other gear on it) but pretty sure I’m going to pull the trigger on one of those sooner than later. Hadn’t see one on a JT yet, but it looks really good.