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The People’s Elbow

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  1. If my aunt had a dick, she’d be my uncle. Unlike her, if your post had paragraphs, it’d be entirely unchanged from what it currently is: a pointless non-sequitur.
  2. Understanding the question and thinking you’re a disingenuous prick aren’t mutually exclusive.
  3. FCHorn will never forgive him for that.
  4. He has no politics. He’s about himself above everything else, especially country, and his actions speak that in spades. Who said anything about politics?
  5. I have no idea who this guy is but he clearly has issues. He’d be better suited for a Tupperware party than Surly.
  6. I still stop in your mom’s shithole when I’m passing through.
  7. Then don’t go to a Marvel comic book movie, fuckin’ mope.
  8. What’s fucked up is equating simple honesty as “purity,” whatever the fuck that means in your political martyrdom. Fact is: the analogy was simply wrong and that has nothing to do with your friend. Just be a man and own your intellectual dishonesty. Do it for your friend.
  9. Disingenuous analogy because you don’t call out any responsibility for or risk to others your friend has. The Republican Party isn’t some deadbeat friend drinking his life away in his apartment; their integrity has far-reaching consequences for Americans present and future. Maybe the better analogy is: the Republican Party is like your alcoholic friend who works as a police officer. He’s always drunk on the job, speeds through school zones, takes bribes, selectively enforced the law based on race, gender, or whatever criteria de jour, and is, overall, becoming an increasing danger to his community. You’re the guy buying him drinks before his shift. But I guess good for you being loyal to him at your community’s expense.
  10. Obligatory: he’s paid about tree fiddy per post.
  11. The fuck? We finished 7-2 and second in the conference, and are in the fucking Sugar Bowl for a chance to get to 10 wins in Herman’s second year. All this after a seven win season in his first and a handful of five and six wins under Strong. Are you saying Herman’s behavior held us to underachieve this year? Considering the trajectory, what in the world problem is all of these words solving?
  12. I’m curious if this was part of the deal arrived at during last summer’s scandal: instead of firing him, suspend him a handful of games and make him retire after the season.
  13. Just shut the fuck up already. This thread, this post, and your mindset are pure coward’s trash.
  14. Just left the field and was slowly escorted into the locker room.
  15. Childish Gambino next week. Mastodon/Kvelertak/Mutoid Man in the UK next month. BTBAM in February. Refused in May. Get wet.
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