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The People’s Elbow

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  1. Though he shows rare, intermittent bouts of value, Phlegm is generally a waste of perfectly good bandwidth. To wit: OP.
  2. Vic’s coming down from Dallas?
  3. Does he still walk around smelling all the dudes’ hair?
  4. You may be a smart dude but choosing Saturday to fuck with a site centered around college football is pretty fucking shortsighted.
  5. We should use tempo to quickly get behind the chains.
  6. Shane looking like shit. Dude needs to get it locked in fucking ricky tick.
  7. I don’t expect a win. Fuck that entitlement. I expect the team to come out motivated, disciplined, and focused on today’s game. I expect them to fight back when hit in the mouth and play to their highest potential. If they do that, we’ll win. But they better fucking earn it every week.
  8. Here’s what you do: you quit being a pussy and act like you’ve been here before. It don’t make a shit what West Virginia or Iowa State do. We mudhole.
  9. Is this the new thread in which everyone will post their conference realignment fan fiction?
  10. OP’s dad sounds like he sucks.
  11. I’m on my phone but it’s out there nearly everywhere. Google it.
  12. Don’t make a shit what we’re ranked. Focus on this winning week, and the rest sorts itself out.
  13. Being reported now that he’s been detained for unspecified “serious violations of state law.” Awkward indeed.
  14. There’s only one correct answer: he was trying to cheat like the classless scumbag he is.
  15. That’s not at all the message he echoed during today’s post-game presser.
  16. This makes my dick so fucking hard.
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