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The People’s Elbow

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  1. Solid goalpost moving.
  2. Lotta heat right now for a B&E, don’t you think?
  3. Great. Now, let’s dispense with the source distraction for a minute and actually look at the substance: what’re your thoughts on what’s being reported?
  4. Looks fairly decent, though like most things with Austin, it’s a lower-budget version of something Denver already did.
  5. I will give him partial credit here for coming back and changing his tune. Others, like Slorch or Swam, take the cowardly way out by avoiding the thread after showing their ass.
  6. Who has the most to gain from the leak? Play “Five whys” and there’s your answer.
  7. I think something’s gonna go up the pipe, if you know what I mean.
  8. Cruisin’ for Cruz
  9. Nah. I see him reverting back to what he’s done his entire career: hocking his faux-luxury last name to the low IQ and poors, and they’ll trip over themselves giving him money they can’t afford to give away.
  10. He’s not a billowy asshole. He’s just a tribute.
  11. That should be a pretty easy screenshot to share. Prove it.
  12. So, 5’11”.
  13. Rocko’s pay stub photo was equivalent to a 13,000 sq. foot Bel-Air mansion paid for in cash?
  14. All he has to do is call “P for K” from here on out.
  15. How in the flying fuck do you reconcile your first and last sentences? Today’s Democratic Party could fuck up a one-vehicle funeral procession.
  16. Even if he does fuck-all, the normalization this type of narrative creates over the long term is fucking scary.
  17. After he’s convicted, he’ll have more than one queen inside him.
  18. Those concepts aren’t mutually exclusive, you dumb motherfucker.
  19. Sorry, OP, season’s over. Please hold this thread for the offseason.
  20. Holy fucking shit! Cruz is uncomfortably ugly.
  21. Trump found his new Attorney General.
  22. Pfft...[insert libtard Native American slur here]
  23. This is the moment Donald J. Trump became a law and order president.
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