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The People’s Elbow

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  1. Hospitality stocks are up huge today. False bottom or start of something?
  2. It feels weird to agree with Tucker Carlson. I hate to say it, man, but that’s not how I’m not tomorrow play out. I think NY and California closing down are already priced in, and unless something bizarre and unforeseen occurs, I actually think tomorrow’s market will be relatively boring.
  3. Pro tip: delete Facebook and never look back. Stop playing stupid games, stop winning stupid prizes.
  4. Should I buy more volatility indexes like TVIX? Relatively speaking, I was very late to the party and am still enjoying a solid 80% return and am curious if the lion’s share of outcomes have been priced in at this point.
  5. Ahhh, gotcha. I misread/misunderstood it. Thanks.
  6. What’s different about those? They look to me like the normal, everyday circuit breakers.
  7. I YOLOed for few units of TVIX the other day, so here’s hoping for more drops.
  8. I wonder what makes the mayor so different than the others. There’s really no way to know.
  9. Pretty sure it doesn’t work that way. Even without elections, many notable peoples’ terms end in January. They don’t just hang around unless we’ve completely and utterly lost our way as a representative democracy (of which there’s certainly a non-zero chance).
  10. Congrats on your wife not killing you and her not going to hell. It’s a win-win for all. but seriously, glad it worked out this way.
  11. No offense, but I think Mrs. Brat’s on the wrong side here. Whether you go to church or not is immaterial because, unless you live in independent environments completely isolated from each other, she puts you at risk by proxy. If she gets it, you almost certainly get it, and then we’re off to the races. If there’s a God, I’m sure He or She would rather the each of you not needlessly and pointlessly risk the others’ life. Can’t her church do a “tele-service” through Google Hangouts or something that’d allow her to worship from home?
  12. Or they’d rather him wait until closer to market close.
  13. Then, sadly, your powers of observation and deduction are well below average.
  14. Do you also believe your files are actually IN your computer?
  15. I’m expecting mandatory work from home policies to become more common in the next couple/few weeks, especially in certain industries. I hope I’m wrong, but that’s how I’m reading the optics’ momentum.
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