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The People’s Elbow

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  1. ...but it won’t matter. The groundwork and talking points for a pardon have been laid.
  2. If it killed most of the olds in the country writ large, we’d arguably be better off.
  3. It’s a different musical vibe (though similar lyrical vibe), but don’t miss Run The Jewels’ opening set.
  4. You didn’t think this through. Try again.
  5. Your catastrophe mongering is starting to reach fever pitch.
  6. I’d actually like to see him with the Vikings. I know Cousins had a good season on paper, but he’s a fucking putz when it really matters. Brady with Cook, Diggs, Thielen, and Rudolph could be fun to watch shit on Rodgers’ chest.
  7. Could you imagine the outrage and mutiny from the pearl-clutches in Austin if something like SLUGs were proposed?
  8. Pretty sure Caitlyn Jenner can’t helicopter anymore.
  9. Do yourself and us a favor, and find another thread in which you drop trou, pull apart your butt cheeks, and force everyone to look at you. No one wants to see a shitty asshole.
  10. As were all of Rick Fox’s daughters. Stassney Horn cried for days, if not weeks, after that. Greenspoint has a really thorough breakdown of the crash on his blog www.ipayothermentofuckmywife.biz.
  11. Hahahahaha that’s really funny because you used a girl’s name for a boy. Hahahahaha
  12. Newy25’s wife has his login and wrote that, right? No way a grown-ass man holds onto that kind of pointless, butthurt vendetta after 16 years.
  13. They play in the NFC North and played Dallas: that’s basically six or seven guaranteed wins right there.
  14. The fuck? You get paid by the word?
  15. Frequent Turo (previously RelayRides) user here. It’s essentially Airbnb for cars and, more often than not, the owner will drop off the car in short term parking shortly before I land, I’m wheels down, find the car, and off I go. I will say, however, my last couple times renting with Avis and doing the check-in and everything else through their shitty app wasn’t _too_ terrible. I ended up going straight from the plane to the car without having to deal with any humans. But I think that depends on the local franchise or location from which you’re renting.
  16. Only thing I know from reading this thread thus far is (1) whichever team Vic roots for will lose, and (2) fozzz is textbook case for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
  17. Just re-watch the first bit of Dante’s Peak.
  18. Hmmm...I learned something today. Thanks for sharing.
  19. My point was less about depth like the London Tube or South Austin’s mom’s cervix, and more about length and percentage of the line(s) actually underground.
  20. Unless I misread the material, the “subway” is actually only 1.6 miles of underground tracks.
  21. No. At LAX, they take off going straight up because of the jet stream and nearby mountains. It’s really bizarre.
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