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BornOrange

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  1. Not defending FCB, but explaining how he might actually guess right this time. Part of Hall's rehab might be proving himself on special teams for a few games before he gets any snaps on offense.
  2. TMI........NTTAWWT
  3. .....while soccer players have to be in sprinting shape to get on the pitch.
  4. UT 68 - ULM 12 Bijan 229 AP yds (156 rushing, 73 receiving)
  5. Snap out of it!
  6. Mathis really made a difference for them.
  7. Joe Mixon is a great character reference.
  8. Good combination of using his brain for most of the movie, then in the end he ultimately saves the day by shooting a bad guy.
  9. What's preventing that?
  10. So you're the guy. She told me about going to a bar after a lame office Christmas party with some friends and playing Truth or Dare. She had to fuck the most pathetic guy there, but when she took him to the backroom and took off her clothes the guy blew his load into her stockings without even touching her. You owe my mom a pair of pantyhose!
  11. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
  12. My mom gave me the paperback as a stocking-stuffer one Christmas back in the 80's. Great book and great movie.
  13. They also got a lot of mileage out of (miraculously) beating Alabama last year. Sure, they were planning all along to drop the bags, but if Fisher loses to Saban after pretty much guaranteeing a win over the summer they don't have the recruiting momentum to sweep up all those 5 stars.
  14. ...or like Valdez, Javier, and Garcia who have all needed a calming veteran influence that Maldonado seems to excel at. If Vazquez in-game combined with Maldonado pre-game and between innings is good enough, then we need Vazquez playing more. I just don't know how good Vazquez is at running a game.
  15. Wrong. His goal is to rehab and early grad so he can participate in Spring practice.
  16. It doesn't matter who catches Verlander, he's going to be dominant. It's the younger guys who need a steady catcher.
  17. Conversation overheard inside Jimbo Fisher's office: Evan Stewart - "Coach Fisher, I'm hitting the transfer portal ASAP unless you do something about Coach Craig. I'm tired of his stories about how he was going to be the number one overall pick until those crooked refs let Payton Manning beat him in the SEC championship, and he would have won the Super Bowl but those idiots at Carolina wouldn't put him in the game, and those stupid GM's in the NFL wouldn't give him another chance even though he threw for 600 yards in one game in Europe (BTW, what the fuck is a claymore or haggis??), and how he should get all the credit for Jameis Winston but the biased media are keeping him down, and that he would be the head coach right now at Auburn but they're all racists, and that he should be the head coach at LSU but that grass-eating bastard messed everything up, and now he has to pass by that racist statue every damn day and then deal with WR divas and all their emo drama when he should be coaching QB's and calling all the plays if there was any justice in the world. He's driving me crazy. It's either him or me." Jimbo Fisher - "OK Evan. I'll see what I can do."
  18. Sark is announcing Ewers will be the starting QB.
  19. Oh, you're "That Guy". Username checks out.
  20. Thanks again! Where did you get the snaps info....especially the defensive breakdown between run, rush, and cover snaps?
  21. Isn't Jimbo essentially the QB coach and OC, just like Riley and Sark?
  22. Thanks! Is there one for the offense?
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