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BornOrange

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  1. And anyone who uses an "r" in his name is continuing a repression against Italians similar to the Okies against the Osage. Scozzese is to Scorsese as Andolini is to Corleone.
  2. Friends had a reunion?
  3. They come from a shack outside La Grange. They got a lot of nice girls.
  4. I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender.
  5. I will respect his decision.
  6. Do we really want to miss out on the next Brenen Thompson?
  7. Remember Bleachergate! Fuck Cougar High!
  8. Dusty knew that HFA in the World Series would have been our kryptonite and successfully avoided it. Against the Rangers, it don't make a shit.
  9. It don't make a shit.
  10. Surly fuckers around a kids tournament? Gotta get a lot of restraining orders rescinded.
  11. The curse is that they are doomed to be eliminated by the Astros. If you had just left them alone, they would have been swept by the Rays and free to begin their offseason of woulda coulda shouldas. But no.......you had to jinx them. Now they have their hopes up, thinking they have a chance to beat the big bad Astros and get to the World Series. From now until Sunday, they are going to be clearing the shelves of all the Ranger gear they can buy, or getting old stuff out of the back of the closet. When they see each other they will start chanting, "We want Houston!" Then they will get what they asked for, and get it deep. All because you jinxed them.
  12. Later start gives Dusty more time to reflect and interpret the dream he had last night.
  13. They are recruiting Simmons to play the Buck position where Burke plays and Williams to play the Jack position that Sorrell plays. Umeozulu is also at Buck.
  14. Here is the video I referenced above.
  15. Williams and Simmons would play on opposite sides of the line. On a previous post I shared an IT video with highlights of Simmons, Williams, and Umeozulu. Simmons is incredible, but Williams is also really impressive. As we showed against OU, we need more speed on both edges. My pecking order would be Simmons>>Williams>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Umeozulu.
  16. Brantley has had success against Gray, so we sit him.
  17. It means Sparks AND Blum in the locker room for playoff celebrations.......with JULIA of course.
  18. First he sues the NCAA to get back Vince Young's Heisman, now he gets fired/replaced because he wants more than Fox thinks he's worth. What a shame.
  19. USC popularized it with two losers who work for Fox Sports.
  20. To get back on topic, the poor goat acted that way because it knew it was destined to be auctioned off to a sick, depraved, goat-rapist aggy.
  21. Of course it shows up on the resume. She "showed up" for a meeting.
  22. Surprised the grammar Nazis haven't attacked this one yet. Ladders are useful for climbing.
  23. We don't hate Rice and Wyoming, and they don't hate us. Fuck the rest of our schedule.
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