I am in trouble. Gf1 and gf2 are friends and I lived with gf1 for 6 months and we are friends with boom boom and gf2 spent last weekend with me without gf1 knowing. Gf2 was supposed to spend the next few nights with me but gf1 had trouble moving between cities because her ID says she lives with me. So gf1 moves back in with me and I waived off gf2. The gf2 video chats gf1 while at my place and invites herself over for dinner tomorrow. Gf1 points the phone at me so I waive as innocently as I can. Then gf2 tells gf1 she wants boom boom with me. Oh, and at some point gf2 starts saying she is pregnant, although I don't think it is possible due to her cycle.
So tomorrow I am looking at
a. Death, b. Two girls living with me, c. A 3some with gf2 going home, d. Gf1 moving out and gf2 staying, e. Both girls leaving, f. Gf2 behaves and nothing happens, g. gf2 confesses and gf1 is cool with it but not down for a 3some. Note that gf1 already wants us to have a 3some with a different girlfriend.
Suddenly the virus is not my biggest problem.