Everything posted by HOOK'EMHOOAH
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
I have a vast vocabulary. I lack words to express or convey the hatred within me for anyone that is sympathetic to anything or anyone in oklahoma (displaced indigenous peoples of North America excluded).
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
My sweet dick, it's magic!!
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
Give them the "O" face.
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
The D is going to give it. The D is long and girthy. It penetrates and hits everything in the right spots.
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
All of Gordon's friends and family can get fucked, too. Goddamned traitors.
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
Bury everyone. Alive.
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
Fuck. Everyone. In. This. Shitass. Conference.
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Texas vs oSu - Big XII Championship - Pre-game Chatter
When a man achieves the realization and actualization that whatever environment is around and makes that shit go to bed, that human has achieved a level of enlightenment that fewer ever get to experience. This team is the one we've been hoping to have across four coaches and approaching 14 years. This team is historic. There are at least two more games. Excuses are as good as shit tickets- use them to wipe away shit. The only shit-covered asshole will be the off-brand sooners. Leave. No. Doubt.
- Texas vs tceh - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs tceh - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs tceh - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs tceh - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs tceh - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs tceh - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs tceh - 6:30pm on ABC
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
There is a DS9 joke in here somewhere...
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Everygoddamnedthing they do is worse than the last abomination. That fucking plaque is so hilarious right now.
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Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox
My Catahoula would probably be the better acquisition. He and I are a package deal, and he is definitely the better looking one. He does need some work with his non-regional diction, he probably also would sound more "throaty" and bass given that his mouth seems to go all the way back to where his tail meets the end of his spine. He also sings the song of his people every morning when I arrive home from work.
- Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox
- Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox
- Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox
- Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox
- Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox
- Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox
- Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC