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    Ya'll got QBs that can run? Cool. So. Do. We.
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    Swiss cheese.
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    Fuck. Them. Bitches.
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    I take the customers request and deliver them to engineers.
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    "What would you say, ya do here?"
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    Relegate Baylor to the middle school championship they have earned.
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    Fuck Baylor specifically.
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    You're just now starting? I've been celebrating the departure from this shitshow for quite some time.
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    Baylor is deserved of the toilet that the stadium resembles. Fuck the apologists. They can all choke on each other's dicks. That specific university is one that I sincerely hope Texas never again entertains as an opponent within their administrative ability to schedule.
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    Does anyone know if clubmek and Shipley's fathers were rooming college and has it been established yet?
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    Soju goes down easy, but it will sneak up and put grown ass men on their ass if they don't respect it. If I can't have whiskey, my next go-to is Soju.
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    At the inception of Surlyhorns, when that bitchass ice cream guy forced a migration from the old site; I preserved the entirety of "the cell phone flop out" for posterity, and because I painstakingly animated every scene in MS paint. The images I made were irrevocable. But the story lives on here, with those who deserve to hear it.
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    I hope people got paid betting against the line. It may be dehydration, but I am shook at what just happened.
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    Did that really just happen? Or am I in some weird inebriated trip that I have an altered perception of reality?
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    This offense came to fuck.
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    Lush Lush
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    Why do you want anything for GDGD?
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    Cool. They can both go and collectively fuck each other.
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    These guys came to fucking play and to just fuck shit up.
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    X-man comes up worthy
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    The Barron controls shit.
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    Make sure to stay hydrated with plenty of alcohol to help thin your blood.
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    ESPN needs to unfuck their feed. Keeps jumping back to the US open.
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    Nebraska, brick by brick.

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