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Posts posted by HOOK'EMHOOAH
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5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:
I fear this is the final piece needed to awaken the sleeping giant that is aggy.
The biggest little giant.
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9 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:
Ringo, Ransom and Robinson sounds like a bad motherfucking law firm. Too bad.
Almost has the same ring as Honey & Vinegar Real Estate.
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I can't unsee the arrow in that 'A,' now you can't either.
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On 4/6/2019 at 6:58 PM, TheMailBox357 said:
LOL! I was 100% in favor of Mack Brown's decision to move back to a pro-style offense, because I actually disliked our '08 & '09 offenses. But in hindsight, knowing what I know now about college & Texas High School Football offenses, I would choose the hiring Chad Morris as OC option in a heartbeat over either moving back to a pro-style offense or continuing Greg Davis' version of the spread.
Are you fucking high? Those were the only years the offense worked as intended, save for Colt getting stuck in the MNC and not being able to play again that day.
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On 4/5/2019 at 2:33 PM, GoldAppleCorps said:
I think if you're on an opening day roster for 5 seasons in the NFL, you earn your pension. Not sure if practice rosters are included on that plan.
The point is, it's been a great way for him to earn coin. He's forever the best player in the AAF, and he'll be able to recognize his grandkids in 30 years.
Don't you need to have your eyes open to see what someone looks like?
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10 hours ago, texifornia said:
The fuck is going on over there?
They have a great strength coach, so it's not like that's the issue.
They clearly just don't want to be there.
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14 hours ago, Underdog said:
That’s how she pronounces it, her name is Eileen.
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On 8/2/2019 at 9:56 PM, Buzzrock said:
I like snakes. I’ll pick up a non-venomous snake in the wild (even kept one as a pet as a kid). Spiders don’t bother me as long as they don’t touch me. Bees are cool. I give wasps a wide berth. I fortunately haven’t dealt with too many rodents in the home.
But mother fuck a cockroach. Especially the built palmetto bug bastards. They were everywhere on the farm growing up, and they show up in my garage and on my deck in the summer. I just flattened a couple on the deck while getting the smoker going.
I fucking hate them. If more than two came at me at once I’d probably burn the house down. I still have the occasional farm roach nightmare.
And just in the spirit of the sub-forum:
It ain't what they kill and carry off . It's what they fall into and fucking ruin.
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On 7/29/2019 at 8:49 AM, Hornius Emeritus said:
It reportedly has an area the size of two-thirds of Manhattan and is as tall as a ten story building, at 1000 feet.
Uh, what?
This caught my eye as well. Perhaps this is why space-management on the east coast is so shitty?
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Chad, have you obtained any more Nard oil?
If so, have you tried that on your cousin? And also when can I buy it?
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4 hours ago, Colonel Mustard said:
I am really starting to love the make up of this team. Full of talent and we are finally at the point where we have very talented leaders and not just seniors who fell into it.
Fucking koolaid man....
I'm right here with you, man. This team is going to be a matchup nightmare for every team on the schedule.
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On 8/2/2019 at 7:41 PM, Walden Ponderer said:
Hmmm.... well, let's hear what Ed O. has to say about it:
Never mind. Let's listen to some industrial noises instead.
Have some rep. Lyrebirds are fucking awesome.
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8 hours ago, Helobious said:
I remember a ton of posters on here called LSU their “2nd favorite team” and I never understood why. Trashy as fuck fanbase and the team has always had Ole Miss levels of cheating going on. I’ve never liked them at all.
That would be because their favoritest team is the almighty secsecsec.
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Has anyone ever heard a more "Louisiana-name" before? Orgeron. Its creole-French and swampass all in the same name.
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13 hours ago, Goodman said:
BC guys read better than they listen IMO.
- Horncast is a podcast network which is/was managed by @OnAComputer This includes Barking Carnival & 4th and 5.
- Longhorn Blitz - they now have Roach for recruiting as part of the show
- BON-Longhorn Republic
-Longhorn Confidential is Brian Davis' as the MC with Bohls and Golden as guests.
- Fire Tom Herman
- Eyes of TX is the IT podcast with Nahlin & Wells
- The Hook'em huddle I expect to start up during season again
- The Audible and Yahoo College podcast are good for national CFB
- Stick to Football is good for NFL and CFB, they are longhorn fans.
- Ten12 is ok for our league
- 104.9 when Joe Cook is a guest, usually Monday's at 11AM. I would pass on Wells on Wednesday@12.
- FCB can have some good info on his morning show but you have to be a masochist to listen to that show.
Will Surou be doing another podcast this season? I really hope so. That was fucking-motorboatin'-tits last year. @immamac
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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:
But Khalil Tate and Ed Oliver tho . . . .
Also, that wisky pick...
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7 hours ago, Machinator said:
Good to see he appears to have the memo about adding some weight.
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This is like crack to an addict that's been stranded on a deserted island for 2 years...
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In just about every season since 2009, Texas hasn't an offense that could truly take over games and bail out the defense when needed. This year that changes. There will be games where the defense gets behind the ball game. However, the offense will be strong enough to overcome deficiencies like that.
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42 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:
This can't be happening. I was told that Jimbo ran this state.
I was told sumlin ran this state.
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46 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:
Doing the sex to jimbos wife?
Who isn't? Besides jimbo...
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Just announced. Its Texas. Fuck yes!
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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Good.
It is but a pittance for what is gained at the expenditure.
2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
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Is he still slinging melk around in Austin?