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    The greatest thing to ever come out of oklahoma is I35 South.
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    We did THAT with the players available. No excuses given. You tell me who is scared of who? The pre-season number one unopposed fighting nick sabans or the motherfuckers that just went toe-to-toe and kicked them in the mouth? The answer is not TEXAS. Ain't scared of shit. If you need to go change your diaper, fine. You do you. The team that walked out on the field yesterday in burnt orange kicked the shit out of Alabama.
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    Read it loud and clear: Texas is THE force to be reckoned with. I don't need stats or stars to support that. All of college football witnessed Texas kick Alabama's ass for four quarters of football. Texas is the machine that makes college football possible. It's not ever been is or is not about Texas being "back." Dragons sleep and forever they keep. Ya done fucked up, son. A whole bunch of unworthy bitches are about to be gored by some big goddamned horns and I have no sympathy.
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    Game ain't over.
  5. HOOK'EMHOOAH
    Get your fucking dawg off my goddamned lawn.
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    At every point in my life, I've always been the little guy. Optioned out for someone better, smarter, faster, stronger... Until I Stopped accepting the table scraps and started making people recognize that I was a force to be reckoned with. I am a Texan. If I stand up, nothing will put me down. Today is going to be hell for our men. Everyone of them will be better having walked through the experience. I long for the days of my own walks through hell. So go make the roster of Alabama walk through hell.
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    And the last time these shitbirds sang the song of their people on our lawn was literally a century ago. No one, and I don't care if Bear, DKR, every drill Sergeant, Mack, Dick and and any other swinging dick that could be mustered to my door... NO ONE SHITS ON OUR LAWN.
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    I don't have one good Goddamn about what anyone outside of the lockeroom of Steve Sarkisian thinks, wants, feels or cares about. The only thing that matters now is how they learn to not fuck with the horns.
  9. HOOK'EMHOOAH
    HOOAH!! I know the fopaux. You give your blessing for victory, I'll give mine.
  10. HOOK'EMHOOAH
    Other threads were past tense. I couldn't find one worthy. Make them remember forever.
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    Idk who else here has dead taste buds, but I do. I don't mean any covid-19 bullshit. I can still taste things. What I mean is things are not spicy enough. I recently received a bottle of "hot" sauce rated at 800k Scoville heat units, made with Carolina reapers and Trinidad scorpion peppers. The point is, it doesn't fucking matter how shit-hot anyone across from you is. They aren't actually "all that" so go crush them like I did that weak ass sauce.
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    Ya know what grills my goat? I work with motherfuckers, motherfuckers from Texas, that actively root for a university of higher education outside of Texas. No family ties, no past living there. It's bandwagon bullshit. The wheels will fall off. We've been loyal, and will continue to be loyal because we are Texans and we are Goddamned Longhorns. Our money has been at the top INSPITE of some downtrodden years. What starts here will change the world.
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    Okay. Some people, and I'm not going to name names, need a goddamned geography lesson. There are only two locations on the planet Earth; Texas and not Texas. Fuck everywhere that is not Texas. Geography is simple. I don't know how people keep fucking this up.
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    I'm getting drunk. I'm well enough aware that it has no impact on anything but my liver. Thankfully, the US Govt already made sure that was good and fucked. So a bit of elixir won't hurt anyone.
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    I know two things are a certainty. 1. Texas will play Alabama tomorrow. 2. At the conclusion of that game, I will bleed Burnt Orange.
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    I had to watch BEVO nearly gore some dude as he actually tried to gore some dog three years ago on Samsung Galaxy Note 8. Tomorrow, I'm going to watch 85 BEVOs gore whatever the fuck a "roll tide" "red tide" is? (I'm not unconvinced that this is a euphemism for menstrual cramps) Either way, whatever is not wearing burnt orange and white, and/or named BEVO is getting gored.
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    It's serendipitous that the words to "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica was playing as I hit play to that clip.
  18. HOOK'EMHOOAH
    Fuck tceh
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    Well, I don't know much about the school, the history or anything else about them; what I do know is that it wears the name and resides in oklahoma. I don't need to know anything else to know that I have nothing but contempt and want no good thing to ever be-fall any who claim the Alma mater. My reasons are my own.
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    I work with a number of people that hail from Nebraska. During the football season, I give them my opinion that corn from Iowa is superior to corn from Nebraska. I also work with a number of people that hail from Iowa. During the football season, I give them my opinion that corn from Nebraska is superior to corn from Iowa. I don't eat corn. I'm a carnivore. I just want to get them all good and pissed off. It's good for morale. My morale.
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    Hey OP, Malda sanga de, bacho?
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    I'll illuminate you with mine, saving an Afghan boy after he lost most of his right hand when I was 19. Carrying Soldiers after they returned to to base with wounds from grenades to the aid station for stabilization to get ready for medevac. Learning pashto and not squeezing the trigger against friendly forces. I never had the opportunity to attend the University of Texas, the University of Texas has always been the best representation of who I am and the human I want to be. So, fuck you in every imaginable way for trying to use someone's injuries to further hurt them. I hang my hat on helping; clearly, you hang yours on hurting.
  23. HOOK'EMHOOAH
    I seriously and genuinely would like to know where you hang the meritorious moments in your life. Please, enlighten me. ENLIGHTEN. ME.
  24. HOOK'EMHOOAH
    If that's the game you want to play, let's see your resume.
  25. HOOK'EMHOOAH
    With this shitclown I think it is more "math, not even once." The calculus of this was clearly not well accounted for if even a small part of this community decided to out everything about this shitass human.

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