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BrazilHorn

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  1. Let all these motherfuckers hate us. I don’t want any friendship with these fucktards. I hope Texas rules this conference with a despotic iron fist that crushes the hopes and dreams of these dipshits for eons to come.
  2. I know they are talking about “Robo-umps” Can we not do a “Robo-Mgr” and just plug all (edit-had originally said GM, mean manager) players and their stats into an AI model and just spit out lineups, bullpen rotation and situational hitting calls? Can’t be any worse than this dude
  3. Pop the blister, put some spider tack on it and up the spin rate of your fastball. Let's go LMJ you douche, quit being a baby!! Besides submitting your blister to the Astros' medical staff will probably result in amputation.
  4. I saw Clapton in Brazil like 21 years ago and he was already sitting down the entire concert. God knows what he would be doing today if he was touring.
  5. This. Clemson winning 8 of last 10 don't do much for this dipshit's point. -edit - I am referring to ACC conf championships
  6. Crazy to think that when "The Traveling Wilburys" first came out and it seemed like all those guys were old as dirt that they were only between 37-52 years old. Bob Dylan was 47, Jeff Lynne was 40, George Harrison was 45, Tom Petty was 37, and Roy Orbison was 52. Had you told me then that Dylan would be one of the last two around I never would have believed it. Lynne is 77 now.
  7. This is a tough one for me as I was a big Ozzy fan back in the day. RIP Ozzy!
  8. Summer HS (15U) travel ball was over. Very glad as it was frankly a frustrating summer. My son convinced that coach hated him and it was hard to dispute based on some of the things I saw coach do. One example (my son is catcher) was in a game he yelled at him for not doing a mound visit to settle pitcher down. Next game he goes out to mound as P is struggling and coach from dugout screams and moans so loudly “No, OMG what are you doing” that people in stands were like “WTF” and my son was pretty embarrassed. Oh well good learning in dealing with people you don’t like. Now on to football. Good luck to all the parents and kids out there playing in Texas heat!
  9. Big get. Sark going hard in the paint on folks right now.
  10. Keep the hammer down! LFG
  11. I have all sliders to max recovery etc. will check and see if i turned injuries off as well
  12. RTG has a stupid bug where you cannot allocate health points so your player gradually gets unable to play more than like one play a game. Super annoying
  13. Oh boy. More LMJ. Hope he can figure it out but man was he bad his last outing
  14. 100% - Especially with Saban leaving (supposedly) it just becomes unwatchable.
  15. This Chris dude on SEC network picked Venables as coach of the year and Mateer as heisman winner. Jeez
  16. Parsing language here. Key point is they aren't going to need Galvan as they have Tinney now. Can't see him wanting to platoon but you never know. Either way Texas is in good spot.
  17. Can't see Galvan coming back or Texas taking him back. Just recruited that ND catcher All American guy over him. I think Galvan's done at UT
  18. This. I hate coat hangers with a passion.
  19. Didn’t see an SEC Media day thread but they just had Diego Pavia from Vandy on set and he gave a solid interview. He’s a goofball but will be rooting for vandy (barring when Texas plays them)
  20. They show the Nate Snead highlights striking out two of Texas’ shittiest hitters Gaspo and Farmer. Of course Gaspo was swinging at a ball five feet out of the zone
  21. Blow the Whistle!! Short!!
  22. Ok. Base hit wins it. LFG.
  23. I think Hader has money on the game
  24. 1st out. Let’s go Hader. Stay cool.
  25. Jose Altuve!!!! Boom!!
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