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BrazilHorn

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  1. My seats are right behind 3B dugout. I have no idea how Earley wasn’t thrown out earlier. He was cussing directly at 3B umpire, saying “Fuck you, do your job” etc etc. Dude was going crazy.
  2. Everyone talking about Sanders fucking up his interviews, Ewers must have “Warehimed” the HC’s house and then fucked their wives. Jesus.
  3. Hah. I believe my post willed that HR into existence
  4. Texas batters acting like they just woke up. LFG Horns
  5. Was just thinking this. Mertz over Ewers is nuts.
  6. Bad Luke. Bad. Now settle down and pitch properly.
  7. WTF is this zone??? Love the aggy acting shocked there.
  8. Flores got twisted like a top on that one. Looked like an old man getting up off the ground.
  9. The Browns QB graphic for the five QBs on roster is a Murderer’s Row of dogshit.
  10. Cleveland going to Cleveland.
  11. Kiper going down on the SS Sanders. Damn near in tears.
  12. Went to person who DM me. Fast movers.
  13. I can’t make game today. Offering up four tickets right behind third base dugout plus parking pass. No charge. Longhorns only of course (and don’t be a dick and sell them).
  14. LFG!! Saw Liucci up by 3rd base side tonight. POOR fucking aggies!!! On to game 2 tomorrow.
  15. Volantis done for manana. Finish it tonight
  16. Come on Volantis. Chill out. Slow down. Get these fuckers.
  17. Top of lineup needs to wake the fuck up
  18. Ok settle down boys
  19. Well shit. Get out of this Grubbs.
  20. He was fucking safe. BS call to overturn
  21. They had some kind of micro burst or something.
  22. Flight from SLC to ATX got diverted to San Antonio due to the weather at Austin airport. Nice little hour odd delay.
  23. Meanwhile Clemson is up 2-0 on Georgia bottom 4. Let's get it together Texas, quit pissing Tuesday games away.
  24. Was funny watching Jonah once he was on base. He was so busy dancing to the next batter’s walk up music he completely ignored the 3B coach trying to give him info:calls etc. Was fun seeing a young man just enjoying the hell out of the moment. Also that bunt he laid down was a beauty. Duplantier dreams of laying a bunt down like that. He was a little lackadaisical in LF on a fly ball he could’ve got under easier so that is an area of slight concern but man o man is this young man fun to watch play
  25. Fuck Pierce. He sucked. In Schloss we trust
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