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BrazilHorn

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  1. Sark play calling deep throw from QE is terrible
  2. Keep Mack the fuck away from UT. He tried to burn program on way out the door due to his thin skinned narcissistic BS. Let him do some stupid emeritus crap at N Carolina.
  3. So a $2 ticket and $48 in fees?
  4. Texas 38 ASU 24 (3rd qtr ASU adjust lead to points) total rushing yds Texas 228
  5. My only complaint is that it seems like new thing in trailers is to show the whole damn movie. I feel like I saw the movie as it stands. No one leaves any suspense in trailers anymore
  6. I think with ASU QB being a Freshman I like Texas’ chances to confuse/scheme him into errors. Just weather truck play storm etc and if Sark calls plays within himself like 1st half vs Clemson Texas should roll.
  7. Texas needs to prepare for the irrational. Lots of going for it on 4th down, fake punts, onside kicks, flea flicker type shit.
  8. Maybe but the play takes way too long to develop and it seems like every team Texas plays has that play nailed. Worked one game and Sark has stubbornly stuck with it and it’s a pick six waiting to happen
  9. Barf, barf and triple barf.
  10. Will say it again: Sark please shelve the play where Ewers fakes a hand off then spins around and throws to opposite side like six yds behind LOS? The fucking play never works. It takes too long. Every team knows what it is. Today it knocked out Wisner and Majors and lost sic yds. Take that stupid fucking play off the play sheet and burn it.
  11. Oh no Heupel sucks and the Tenn fresh QB is shitting the bed?? How can it be??!!? Think of the children
  12. Sark tried to pull “Tom Herman Cute” binder out of cold storage but Texas won game. Now shit pump ASU and get to semis
  13. Could’ve punted and pinned them deep. Sark fucking this game up now. 1H -not taking FG 3Q - not punting. Take hand out of “cute” Sark box and go back to 1Q just running ball down throat box.
  14. Quit “spinning” Ewers. It takes too long
  15. That’s the fucking play I never wanted to see again. Sark had been calling a great game then went into his fucking cute bucket
  16. This would be my worst fucking nightmare. I might go “John Belushi” on the saxophone
  17. This announcer with the superfluous adjectives he’s using to describe the players is like a bad Steven A Smith impersonator
  18. Having these former refs always back the terrible call on the field the dipshit game refs make is like listening to a police union rep advocating for a cop caught on video beating someone. They never go against the ref on the field.
  19. SMU not letting Jennings pass anymore.
  20. Echoing a point made already 20X: Indiana is a joke of a team to be in the playoffs
  21. The Tulane WR “shushing” the crowd with 29 seconds left in game down 33-8 kind of sums up WR mindset. Too funny.
  22. From the chair by the Christmas tree in Central Austin: FIGHT!!!!!!
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