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elfenix

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  1. Trying to pull it in. That's a fumble
  2. The bag of door dashed McDonald's left in front of a closed office an hour ago is up for grabs
  3. Always amazed at how the the ruby red suburbs of Houston are full of swingers and wife swappers
  4. The only things people should use YouTube for are cat videos, cooking videos, and learning how to set the timing on a 392.
  5. Turkey came out good, the sweet potatoes and brussels with bacon were finominole, green beans were a little off because heb was out of regular cream of mushroom so it was the low sodium house brand. Added salt but it was still kinda weirdly sweet.
  6. That's a touchback. Most punitive rule I can think of in sports
  7. *laughs in Steve Witkoff*
  8. Fuck you and your data centers, facebook
  9. Looks more undercooked than @Pato del Muerto's bacon
  10. We are having surprise smoked turkey because someone forgot to turn the oven down from 500
  11. Yale upsets Harvard in The Game, 45-28
  12. If you didn't truss your deboned turkey into a nightmare amalgamation of nutsacks were you even trying?
  13. The current gop is an alliance of pedophiles and Russians joined by the worst instincts of Richard Nixon
  14. The algo decided I needed to see this and now you have to as well
  15. Not sure where that was supposed to go, but I kept watching this video it showed me instead
  16. and this year thanks to word guessing programs all that shit is now expensive as fuck
  17. Just got a tornado warning in the land of woods. About to get slammed by a cell.
  18. brining while thawing is a good idea, good trussing technique, but the color on that bird is kinda offputting. kenji's technique of putting the turkey back in the oven gets some great color:
  19. aggy has played Georgia exactly once since joining the SEC nearly 15 years ago.
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