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elfenix

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  1. Flyover for a dome game
  2. Genuflect to your betters, peasants
  3. Howdy neighbor
  4. You can just bend the tube on a sharp edge of a cabinet or counter to get out most of the remainder. But even that thing won't help this:
  5. there's 5 grams of toothpaste left in the tube that i just can't get to squeeze out.
  6. tired often debunked bullshit isn't diversity. and if you wanted someone to address the debt you should probably stop voting for republicans.
  7. except making cheese crisps. the starch inhibits melting just the right amount.
  8. https://www.houstonpress.com/restaurants/can-a-bad-valet-ruin-a-restaurant-experience-6423888
  9. ^^ a word permutation never before posted in shaggy/surly history
  10. a tiger and boar fell into a large well in india. full video: tiger getting recovered:
  11. Who wants to bet when the script kiddies got into the Department of Energy's computers yesterday they were like, "what the fuck, nuclear bombs?"
  12. Thanks for the invite
  13. The Republican party since the early 1970s has been out to destroy the federal government for having the temerity to ramp down the number of Americans killed by the products Americans consume, that schools should integrate, and that Nixon's acts were outside the bounds. Trump is the culmination of that. He is the essence of the Republican party of the last 50 years and therefore is as establishment as they come.
  14. i was literally going to post "one man's waste is another man's important fisheries health study" (iow, the shrimp on a treadmill) in response to ana earlier and lo and behold he posted about it himself and got his ass banned 😄
  15. HEB was open so someone was in a rush (image from the news)
  16. it's 2025 and people are still unironically falling for the steele dossier red herring.
  17. Well done, with ketchup
  18. dude hears 'gaza strip' and thinks 'vegas strip'
  19. 82° in houston, a second day in a row of record high temps. overnight low is supposed to be 65° tonight, which is the average high.
  20. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/40353-doge-america-fucking-around/?do=findComment&comment=6867798
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