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elfenix

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Everything posted by elfenix

  1. Cops have been summarily executing people for shit like selling cigarettes for decades, so ... forever?
  2. Double jr. with fries and drink for $6 is the best deal in fast food
  3. Mar's crew sucks so hard.
  4. now why would you think that?
  5. next, you make a second roux
  6. elfenix

    Eggs

  7. she should be a feminist icon. ivy league educated and started her own businesses while single. so what if one of them is protecting pedophiles in eastern europe?
  8. need to sit down and read Eats, Shoots & Leaves one day
  9. nttiawwt pretty sure i've seen other embeds with this scroll as well, not just twitter
  10. That Andaman island where the natives haven't had any recorded outside contact
  11. dollar stores are a scam: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/03/customers-pay-more-rising-dollar-store-costs
  12. i'm sure the turbo v6 vs. the v8 has a substantial impact on the expense of a truck, and isn't totally and completely outweighed by the fact that they went from this (probably an I6, actually): to this: meanwhile cutting the 0-60 time literally in half
  13. "just out of the blue"
  14. Like no e-scooters at night?
  15. Jesse Waters is a human golden retriever who has just ripped up the couch, knocked over the bookshelf, tore up all the toilet paper, and is sitting at the door to the house with a happy dumb look on his face blaming the cat for the whole mess Big dumb earnest lying golden retriever face
  16. Algo sent me this today
  17. Taco Bell 50K goes here, I guess
  18. Button on Ted's jacket about to fly off and hit trump in the eye
  19. Daily reminder that the Guardians of Pedophilia actually hate you.
  20. Lovense.com
  21. Maybe secretary real world should demand his colleagues (other than whiskey pete, who seems to know what tailors are for) get news suits from somewhere other than the 3 for $99 store
  22. Apologies for the good ikea plate, but I was afraid the proper paper plate would collapse under the weight of turkey and green bean casserole stuffed potato
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