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elfenix

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  1. I don't understand how that dude looks like Mark McGwire against the NL West but looks like 2023 JosΓ© Abreu against everyone else.
  2. Mom used to bribe me with taco c to go to church. No idea how taco c is still open, haven't been there in years. Last time I even considered was during the margarita live-blog that happened here.
  3. I miss the OG food pics with a couple chicken legs that are somehow both undercooked and burnt, next to 4 different kinds of carbs, a pool of ranch with a couple leaves of lettuce hiding underneath, and a side of live cockroach. This intentional tiktok cringe just ain't it.
  4. The enshittified gilded age
  5. enshittified gilded age.
  6. "your attention please, yankees manager aaron boone has been ejected from tonight's game"
  7. *please leave the bat on your shoulder and walk in a run*
  8. i get a bunch of bananas from HEB. as i pull the first one off the bunch, another starts peeling itself.
  9. sparky: "please don't bunt"
  10. striking out on three balls
  11. Just because hitch and chicken sandwich are here doesn't mean everything is stupid
  12. So is Texas invading Illinois?
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