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elfenix

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Everything posted by elfenix

  1. enshittified gilded age.
  2. "your attention please, yankees manager aaron boone has been ejected from tonight's game"
  3. *please leave the bat on your shoulder and walk in a run*
  4. i get a bunch of bananas from HEB. as i pull the first one off the bunch, another starts peeling itself.
  5. sparky: "please don't bunt"
  6. striking out on three balls
  7. Just because hitch and chicken sandwich are here doesn't mean everything is stupid
  8. So is Texas invading Illinois?
  9. Chat are we in a war if our regulars aren't involved but we're paying mercenaries to fight at our direction?
  10. Show us your Corvette and date you imported from Latvia next
  11. I don't think some of y'all understand
  12. Filed under "No Shit" https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/judge-rules-trump-illegally-deployed-national-guard-l-rcna224779
  13. She seems nice
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