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elfenix

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Everything posted by elfenix

  1. 39, looks like 25, and likes to fuck off? wheelhouse.
  2. indianapolis 8 hour should be here while you're waiting for F1 and the longhorns tomorrow:
  3. still making it through this. so much racing and so little time
  4. the grand old duke of york he fucked a thousand kids he fucked them on a plane then fucked them back again because when epstein is your friend you both fuck lots of kids and when his best friend trump shows up you fuck them all again
  5. elfenix replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
    The whole point of these schemes is to intentionally disenfranchise people like this man: Red tape frustrates Houston man trying to get birth certificate at 77 years old | abc13.com https://share.google/7whyf9kaNTdI0PP62
  6. elfenix replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Another cluster of cars stuck at pit out so a bunch don't make the line. Good job, F1.
  7. Don't forget we've been paying interest on Trump's first term debt
  8. Go away Poe
  9. Definitely more. Something down there ate whatever bits of the customers were left. Nothing touched the SD card. So the customers were relatively less distasteful.
  10. Filed under no shit: https://share.google/qFtKauvbzF4Luqdl2 Apparently they found a working SD memory card in the wreckage. Would probably be distasteful for SanDisk to incorporate it into their marketing campaign.
  11. This is a big reason why children need to have age-appropriate sex ed at a fairly young age, so that not only can they understand that what is happening to them is wrong and evil, but also be able to express themselves to other adults to let them know that it is happening. Sex ed does not condition children to have sex with each other at earlier ages. It conditions children to reject and report sex from adults. Getting rid of sex ed helps the pedos.
  12. whatever happened to the cam site thread?
  13. So that was the chess player's mistake
  14. It kind of sort of is with cup size being relative. A 32D is the same cup as a 34C. A 40DD has cups the size of basketballs.
  15. probably not, but if i'm not careful i'm going to spend 4 hours reading about the ST-21 and other fantasy upgrades to the tomcat
  16. "tuhddy"
  17. aggy having the ugliest collection of buildings in an area that includes a federal penitentiary is astounding
  18. Rip and fuck ou
  19. So I assume we will be getting rid of all the mascot footprints from streets around high schools
  20. And in case you missed it, Porsche will no longer have a factory 963 program in WEC, will remain in IMSA https://www.dailysportscar.com/2025/10/07/porsche-to-withdraw-from-hypercar.html
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