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elfenix

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  1. soak in penetrating oil and then apply a blow torch
  2. at the senseless age of haiti-three
  3. https://kdvr.com/news/local/black-bear-pass-closed-indefinitely-after-south-carolina-driver-ignores-warnings/
  4. stuck in a 3 week pattern of a high of 88, low of 75 here in the middle of houston, so
  5. guess we'll have to add the gillette gamechanger to the didn't serve but cosplays as a veteran starter pack, along with kpods of black rifle coffee, line t-shirts, and a .50 antenna on the truck.
  6. Rip cookshack right next door to primo on Washington
  7. Fuck you spammer
  8. The type of people who think the post Watergate reaction was just partisan politics as usual.
  9. someone with some authority needs to go off on him. start with this.
  10. Adults in charge or something https://share.google/I7Q4ndH5l44WLM72p
  11. Somewhere, Tom Cotton has a priapism and it's not related to envisioning a threesome with Penelope/Salma/Sela/Scarlett/Monica/Ana/Jenna
  12. Posrep for "champing"
  13. I thought the steel shank thread was for shit from gas stations
  14. "Some patients saw visible improvement in the intestinal lining" I hope my intestines are never visible, and that I definitely don't see them if they are.
  15. he's been mainlining fox news for ages now, so, yes, he is being shown a completely false narrative. but it didn't take his aids to do that.
  16. https://variety.com/2025/film/global/ai-actress-tilly-norwood-talent-agents-zurich-summit-1236533454/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us going to guess rule 34 already applies.
  17. apropos of nothing, there's a blurb on the r/badeconomics subreddit which goes like this: "A friend of mine once said: You know what the problem is with being an economist? Everyone has an opinion about the economy. Nobody goes up to a geologist and says, 'Igneous rocks are fucking bullshit.'"
  18. That's like 14 people in Texas
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