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elfenix

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  1. Last night on NPR they had a journalist discussing the Palisades fire and he mentioned that Stephen Miller's parents house burned down in that fire and he said that we should have empathy even for them. And I was like fuck no we don't fuck them for raising such a fucking piece of shit. They're probably pieces of shit themselves. Fuck them.
  2. Yes. Russian intelligence forged a letter from Greenland that was given to Tom Cotton who passed it along to Trump. Because conservative men tend to be gullible morons,* they believed it. https://www.newsweek.com/russia-us-greenland-annex-invasion-letter-cotton-2013864
  3. elfenix replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    Oh hi recipe notes for next time: little bit of a fridge/freezer cleanout: 3/4 cup oil 3/4 cup flour 1 quart chicken stock 1 pint shrimp stock 1 large white onion + bits of a red onion leftover 3 ribs celery 2 large green bells whites of all the green onions growing in the fridge 1 pack fresh okra 1 pack tasso 1/2 pack costco "andouille" from the freezer 1 pound krab that's been in the freezer for a while 2 big teaspoons chicken base 3 tablespoons worcester 2 packets of soy sauce remaining 1/2 bottle homemade cajun seasoning rest of a bottle of crystal (tbsp?) tony's to taste 2 quarts (iirc) filtered water first you make a roux. added celery + bells, stirred and waited for the fire alarm to quit going, added onions, stirred more, added spice blend to bloom, then started adding hot stock in a bit at a time to not break the roux as fast, then half the sausage and the tasso browned, then into the oven half lidded while i went to HEB (it was open) to look for okra (out of frozen and only a couple packs of fresh left), add in okra, back into the oven to go for a bike ride for a couple hours, add remaining sausage, take a shower, add krab, empty dishwasher, done. garnish with the scallion greens, serve with jasmine rice and butter toasted baguette. makes 5 quarts
  4. Cousins is the Fabio of Andy Daltons
  5. elfenix replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    Soon Braising works so well for stews:
  6. TOUCHDOWN!
  7. who knew craig biggio was an expert on international relations?
  8. there's an argentinian empanda place at the farmer's market.
  9. there was a report on the daily podcast that earlier last year the admin was trying to cajole maduro into leaving and living in the riviera. then lil marco decided the best way to topple cuba was to topple venezuela. and here we are.
  10. agree, no one who regularly posts here should procreate
  11. spotrac.comKirk Cousins | NFL Contracts & Salaries | Spotrac.comKirk Cousins signed a 4 year, $180,000,000 contract with the Atlanta Falcons with an average annual salary of $45,000,000.
  12. veterinarian's what?
  13. do i need a new graphics card? no. my 3060ti seems to be holding up pretty well at the resolutions and the games i play. but it seems inevitable that those thing shoot up in price too so i got a 9070xt at microcenter. i think i'm set with the 7800x3d for a while and i should probably cull my steam library a bit to ease up on storage pressures since it doesn't seem like i'm buying a new SSD any time soon.
  14. https://www.sportico.com/leagues/football/2025/where-does-nfl-fine-money-go-1234795663/
  15. So stable and prosperous that they voted for Hugo Chavez. Tallest midget is still a midget.
  16. Really great way to wrap it up with plenty of denouement. Loved the callback to the beginning with the next group of kids running down the stairs to play d&d. Mike's explanation and the others choosing to believe it is much more satisfying from a story telling perspective than just telling you everyone lived happily ever after.
  17. Ah yes, the well known stability of *checks notes* Latin American democracy
  18. clearly angered the football gods
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