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elfenix

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  1. Was here in Houston, going south on the north freeway. So maybe it was a constable. Opinion stands.
  2. Some douchecanoe had red and blue LED lights facing front on his truck. They were constantly on but they'd be blocked the reappear as traffic passed between us, making him look a bit like a cop. Fucking jackass. Everyone with accessory lights needs to be dragged out of their car and beaten.
  3. That is a fine plate of comestibles you have there sir
  4. In Kentucky your number is determined by the sum total of your fingers and toes.
  5. No better flattery than having a parade of world leaders say thwank you.
  6. Charlie Stinkin' Morton
  7. Not even cops are safe from ice https://apnews.com/article/immigration-police-ice-deported-maine-433acc16b10e2d46b8cb2a7ffb231ec6
  8. which were already the purview of the federal government. https://www.npr.org/2025/08/12/nx-s1-5500208/chair-of-d-c-council-responds-to-trumps-emergency-declaration wonder if the extra billion dollars that DC has collected but can't spend because mike johnson is holding shit up would help?
  9. i am a libertarian. i am well informed. i love debate on the merits. my data points are this one time decades ago that i think i saw a dead guy. so that justifies the national guard cracking down on turnstile jumpers today. and a conspiracy theory reading of recent events. also, i can't read.
  10. Had to walk through the griftshop on their way out like a fucking cracker barrel Also:
  11. Huh that's weird. They totally wrote citizen in one clause and then used person in the next. Must just be scrivener's error. Huh just used person there too. That Madison guy just kept using those words he clearly didn't intend to mean.
  12. I saw a murder happen near a place [that closed 7 years ago] so roll out the guard today I'm totally a libertarian too.
  13. who the fuck wants a forward facing garage?
  14. looked a couple months ago. it's still in the middle of nowhere. but lots of townhouses going up so vendors will follow.
  15. I seem to have that, been gnawing on tums for the last couple of days. Thankfully haven't needed the shart thread.
  16. The Apple music store just downloaded itself to my Pixel. No prompting by me.
  17. From piece of shit to hero we need? With $10 add'l order in the app - so a chicken sandwich with large red beans. Basically 2 meals. Popeyes Just Relaunched One of Its Most Popular Menu Items https://share.google/MSZwrO1XxWuXWa5NP
  18. probably the same geniuses who did the HBOGo/Now/Max/Just"Max"/HBOMax dumbassery
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