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elfenix

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Everything posted by elfenix

  1. wide fucking open and short armed
  2. did day forget to wipe down his ear after applying the just for men this morning?
  3. can gus retire next?
  4. why is it that chaturbate has higher streaming quality than directv?
  5. ah well, nevertheless
  6. Winning > not winning
  7. elfenix replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    i swung by mid july about 10 am on a sunday and the line was down donegan to camp.
  8. if you'd have asked me 10 minutes ago i'd have said julia used chopsticks in the pan but it turns out she didn't use utensils in the pan at all edit: she did use the chopsticks just a touch to help form the omelette roll about 5:25. didn't catch that skipping around earlier edit2: metal fork at 7:55 fml. tbf they probably hadn't invented plastic forks in 1974.
  9. elfenix replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    Can we stop aero in F1 and go back to this:
  10. Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters - BBC News https://share.google/v1Jzpnnw3r6KIQhZT
  11. escaping through a back exit is all the qualification you need to be senator from alabama
  12. elfenix replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    just going for a stroll in zandvoort
  13. Yes, either use a plastic fork or use chopsticks
  14. Walker would be pretty good if we could only play NL West teams all year
  15. helo didn't say there was mayonnaise everywhere
  16. Imports are not subtracted from GDP. C, I, and G all have some amount of imports counted in them, so those imports are subtracted to remove them from C, I, and G so that they're simply not considered. Which is why imports is on that side of the equation.
  17. But I'd definitely give her @tx 3 putt's number
  18. the only time the right cares about little nazi fucks shooting people is when the little nazi fuck is also trans
  19. saw the thread title from the front page
  20. elfenix replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
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