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elfenix

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  1. "gosh guys, it's just trolling" Like that's any fucking better.
  2. Should smash using a bench scraper not the knife. Can damage the knife or (worse) cut yourself in horrifying ways smashing with a knife. Unless you're using the butt of the knife, then carry on. Also the press removes the skin and the mush is better for salad dressings.
  3. no.
  4. the republican party is an existential threat to the united states.
  5. they haven't believed in that since ike at the latest
  6. fuck going anywhere near this shit. https://www.npr.org/2025/08/25/nx-s1-5515487/new-world-screwworm-us-human-case?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
  7. WWI artillery shell found in memorial park https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/memorial-park-world-war-i-object/285-bf7450bf-d337-4798-81cc-d7fbc3ecd276
  8. Dollar hot dog night. One for the wag, 6 for you.
  9. I suspect it's just a hollow shell at this point
  10. https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/us-tariffs-behind-surge-global-arabica-prices-brazil-exporters-group-says-2025-08-22/
  11. That's a winning streak
  12. Need a shutdown inning in the worst way
  13. Todd with the curse
  14. No longer gruntled
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