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elfenix

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  1. unfortunately the other guy is not an ambiturner. there's a lot of people out there who can't turn left.
  2. i assume the coach can tell the official that they want the timeout immediately if the clock is running after the play.
  3. someone needs to recut this video with #10 celebrating the goal line stop, then getting burned when it wasn't a stop
  4. makeup person couldn't cover up that cold sore
  5. aggy would sue
  6. 'member when we had good punters?
  7. "stands" fucking birmingham
  8. why is this taking so long
  9. out of bounds behind the line with the ball in his right arm, FUMBLE TEXAS RECOVERS!
  10. offensive line decided to fuck that drive
  11. (just the) tip goes our way!
  12. don't look confused getting penalized with your too tricksy shit.
  13. 8 for 8 for 69 yards (nice) and a TD
  14. remember when we were up 3+ TDs on ou, lost that game and that hangover lasted 4 or 5 games? pepperidge farm 'members oh hey can't get blocks
  15. just push him into the end zone
  16. 6'2" and plays at 5'7"
  17. so fucking dumb already
  18. love me some taco night tacos. protip: for your "water" dump a small can of nacho sliced jalapenos in. also, cheese goes directly on the warm ground beef where it nicely melts in instead of on the lettuce where it falls off and gets lost.
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