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  1. i swear there was a thread around here about how much panera and jason's deli suck and now i can't find it. if i could just get jimmy johns to fuck us over we'd never get their shit ass trays of terrible bland sandwiches ever again, just like the other two.

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  2. On 11/27/2024 at 5:11 PM, Blotto said:

    I don't trade my crypto at all. It was acquired on Coinbase Pro, and at some point  Coinbase deactivated my coinbase pro account and moved it alll back into my coinbase account.  Interestingly, the cost basis that Coinbase shows is incorrect (in my favor). I'm pretty sure the cost basis is the price of BTC and ETH at the time they made that switch. So what they show as a cost basis of $13K should be around $7K, but I didnt keep detailed records of my buy prices, because thats what I fucking relied on coinbase for. I assume however that if I ever sell on Coinbase, the government will get a  transaction record showing the same cost basis coinbase is showing me, and uncle sam will be none the wiser. Thats my hope anyway. In reality, I expect the pyramid to collapse before I ever exit the position. Just holding what I bought in 2016-2017, with no real exit strategy.

    eth you can look on etherscan for your address and it'll have the values in dollars, iirc. been a while since i had to do any math regarding my holding.

  3. behind 3 different people with just one working brake light each today. came from the factory with 3 working brake lights. but you fucks only each have 1. fuckers.

     

    also, what the fuck is with the epidemic of people hitting their brakes when you merge in behind them on the freeway? swear two or three times a day i slide behind someone only for them to hit their brakes. there's no one for 400' feet in front of them in their lane and no one in the other lanes in front hit their brakes, so i can only assume it's in reaction to me.

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  4. 4 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

    I say Merry Christmas. It’s just what I believe. If I see anyone like that assclown or people force feeding me “Happy Holidays”, I’m instantly turned off. Happy Holidays was the original use of pronouns, and I find it off-putting and avoid people that use it only to bask in their righteousness. But the guy above is just as bad. 

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  5. i assume when the russian economy collapses the first we'll know about it is russian camwhores on chaturbate will be unexepectedly offline. first ones in outlying areas like novosibirsk and yekatrinburg. but after a couple days the ones in st. petersburg and moscow will be offline. 1/4 the site will be gone, replaced with colombian and brazilian ass.

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