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elfenix

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  1. how many cybertrucks have been bought by people intentionally trying to break them?
  2. you mean you're not excited about flying to nashville, switching airlines, flying to rejkyavik, switching planes, and then flying on to your european destination with just one ticket doesn't do it for you?
  3. Do people actually go to car dealers and get excited to buy dark gray cars? "Fuck red, blue, silver, black and white (and any other color like orange, yellow or purple). I really want that dark gray one"
  4. As a former IHL Aeros fan I remember the Manitoba Moose. Otherwise I might not know it
  5. You do you man
  6. without looking
  7. isn't that the stuff they make imitation crab out of? edit: the googles says no
  8. the war on masculinity is over! have you said thank you!
  9. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/politics/texas-legislature/texas-house-furries-act-filed/269-857d860f-539d-4497-a53a-4e201fa251bf Is this the adults being in charge?
  10. Deporting a 10 year old US citizen undergoing brain cancer treatments https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/us-citizen-child-recovering-brain-cancer-deported-mexico-undocumented-rcna196049
  11. methinks it's getting another few divisions of norks to the front. it's about to be mud season anyway so a short ceasefire probably doesn't change the front lines much over the next bit.
  12. Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. “As ye sow, so shall ye reap,” he counseled one and all, and everyone said, “Amen."
  13. Sebring preview: https://www.dailysportscar.com/2025/03/11/2025-imsa-12-hours-of-sebring-preview.html
  14. Octopus is Greek so the plural in English is either octopuses or octopodes (nuts). "Octopii" is a false latinization.
  15. This place in Monti was amazing. Try the braesola pizza. https://maps.app.goo.gl/9xYwxmwzZR57MxUG8
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