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    make 'em eat shit! FIGHT!
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    Hold spatula on top of burger with one hand and use a wooden spoon in the other to press straight down on the spatula
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    Welcome to Costco, I love you
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    One is saying "kill me now," the other is saying "I want to live!"
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    is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger?
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    he wears black tshirts to hide his fat belly just like me!
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    regular socket isn't deep enough to clear the surrounding obstacles and deep socket is too tall to fit under the obstacle above. hope the ratcheting wrench can get on this fucking thing.
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    Kau Ba already closed: https://www.chron.com/food/article/kau-ba-closes-michelin-win-19909765.php
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    It's amazing how much better this team looks playing a team that is absolute ass
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    from beautiful buffalo bayou TEXAS!
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    Cowards
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    Short
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    projections aren't calls. the AP makes calls. pretty much everyone else makes projections. there's always early *polls closed just now so projection is made* for a bunch of states.
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    Better be a proper fucking zipper merge. You know Tim walz is all about the zipper merge.
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    How the fuck are we going to get the other thread to 1500 pages when you close it @immamac ? Why do we have this bifurcated thread stuff anyway?
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    No one goes to Randall's even when it's the polling place
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    people ask me why i don't move to the woodlands (where i work).
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    know what i'm wearing to chilis tomorrow
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    the day after i change the 3 clocks on the microwave, oven, and toaster oven the power flickered (4 times per UPS report) and wipes them.

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