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elfenix

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  1. If Biden wasn't enforcing immigration laws then why did people need to be smuggled in a truck? I thought the border was open. Was that wrong?
  2. elfenix replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    A lot of people just want stimmies. And they'll happily accept them even if in exchange they are now getting screwed harder than they were before
  3. Unfortunately it will probably lose to some bean stew with half a teaspoon of chili powder in it
  4. They probably would
  5. the peacemaker! https://www.cbsnews.com/news/thailand-cambodia-border-fighting-trump-ceasefire-claim/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
  6. 7 for Stanford seems nice
  7. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/18/larry-ellison-365-billion-fortune-wealth-management.html yeah forty years ago when started the company and those shares were worth diddly i'm sure he paid a lot of taxes on them. oh wait he probably purchased all of his shares for $100. so no tax on that either. do you know how this works? death, taxes, and @52-80 defending billionaires
  8. elfenix replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    It's not like we can't go look up the data at the department of Labor:
  9. It's a turdition!
  10. He does have to service the interest only couple percent loan he's got secured by 75 billion dollars worth of shares so you really showed Twice
  11. Sweeps to the strong side with Bo Jackson
  12. but did you kill a farmer on a drug fueled pagan romp and then have to murder your friend when he figured it out?
  13. Legal rules that decrease readability (all caps, justified) or are obsolete in an era when you can set embiggening levels (briefs must be 14 point!) all need to diaf
  14. i too have a duolingo score (gotdamn passive aggressive owl has been showing up at shutdown hooters)
  15. never forget that trump developed the 5G vaccines
  16. Rumor has it he went to his wife and threatened to kill himself, then went to Shiv's place, tried to break in and threatened to kill her
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