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elfenix

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  1. "your attention please, yankees manager aaron boone has been ejected from tonight's game"
  2. *please leave the bat on your shoulder and walk in a run*
  3. i get a bunch of bananas from HEB. as i pull the first one off the bunch, another starts peeling itself.
  4. sparky: "please don't bunt"
  5. striking out on three balls
  6. Just because hitch and chicken sandwich are here doesn't mean everything is stupid
  7. So is Texas invading Illinois?
  8. Chat are we in a war if our regulars aren't involved but we're paying mercenaries to fight at our direction?
  9. Show us your Corvette and date you imported from Latvia next
  10. I don't think some of y'all understand
  11. Filed under "No Shit" https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/judge-rules-trump-illegally-deployed-national-guard-l-rcna224779
  12. She seems nice
  13. but you can get big 12 opportunities
  14. absent something where the cost is paying a bunch of your family members who don't work there exorbitant salaries, which no one would call "reducing cost", no, that's not how fiduciary duties work.
  15. bacon is not @Pato del Muerto approved
  16. that's forward pass
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