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elfenix

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  1. Deporting a 10 year old US citizen undergoing brain cancer treatments https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/us-citizen-child-recovering-brain-cancer-deported-mexico-undocumented-rcna196049
  2. methinks it's getting another few divisions of norks to the front. it's about to be mud season anyway so a short ceasefire probably doesn't change the front lines much over the next bit.
  3. Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. “As ye sow, so shall ye reap,” he counseled one and all, and everyone said, “Amen."
  4. Sebring preview: https://www.dailysportscar.com/2025/03/11/2025-imsa-12-hours-of-sebring-preview.html
  5. Octopus is Greek so the plural in English is either octopuses or octopodes (nuts). "Octopii" is a false latinization.
  6. This place in Monti was amazing. Try the braesola pizza. https://maps.app.goo.gl/9xYwxmwzZR57MxUG8
  7. Need one in IAH bad. Kinda expect it once the new terminals are done but no announcement yet.
  8. https://www.kroger.com/p/kroger-brussel-sprouts-halves/0001111061236?fulfillment=PICKUP&searchType=default_search
  9. these hats are all terrible but the AL west are hilarious:
  10. I got one the other day. Sure, I'll probably need a dozen more for an omelette,but free is free.
  11. These fuckers are going to crush the stock market just as I'm wanting to cash a big chunk out
  12. who of you is this
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