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elfenix

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  1. we already have an external revenue service, it's the C part of CBP before that roosevelt fucker ruined america with trust busting and national parks and safe food and drugs
  2. RTO combined with the doge committee asking if agencies can be moved out of austin to save on rent seems about right for our dumb leadership
  3. running the iraq (everywhere like such as) playbook against *checks notes* canada
  4. safety inspection we got rid of, smog we did not.
  5. oh, i wasn't saying they had it, i'm just amazed people buy prediced onion. fastest thing to prep in the entire kitchen and an onion lasts a long time on the counter so buying prediced is just... something (here's a 15 minute video on how to chop an onion in less than 20 seconds)
  6. gen z extends to at least 2012, so most teenagers are gen z. the average age of new mothers in the united states is 27 so generations should be 27 years wide. that doesn't do much for marketing weenies so they use the term "generation" for smaller cadres.
  7. next to the tub of diced onion at heb
  8. fuck the earth amirite? https://spaceweatherarchive.com/2025/02/19/unprecedented-starlink-reentries/
  9. Would help if US timezones weren't already skewed heavily west. This map is timezones pretty closely following longitude (border counties are assigned based on the longitude of the primary city in their MSA) Did you know that if you live in Austin and have to get up at 5:30 am clock time tomorrow to get your kid on the bus you're actually getting up at 3:30 am?
  10. it didn't at all. sun, crops, and livestock have no idea what the clock says.
  11. "A" debates 20 of "B" is lame on youtube where it can be watched.
  12. is this a bit? you have to tell us if this is a bit.
  13. sock spends four and a half years dormant then decides to self immolate one day.
  14. Hey, let's pretend we're in the Eastern Time zone for the next 8 months. (Austin pretends it's in the Central Time zone for the other 4)
  15. Wordle 1,356 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Really thought I'd fail this with 10 words to go with only 10 tries left Daily #1117 1️⃣9️⃣⬛1️⃣1️⃣ 0️⃣4️⃣⬛1️⃣2️⃣ 1️⃣3️⃣⬛0️⃣5️⃣ 1️⃣4️⃣⬛2️⃣0️⃣ 0️⃣7️⃣⬛0️⃣6️⃣ 1️⃣6️⃣⬛1️⃣5️⃣ 2️⃣1️⃣⬛1️⃣7️⃣ 1️⃣8️⃣⬛1️⃣0️⃣ sedecordle.com # sedecordle
  16. hearing jd fat eyelinered face vance's petulant gaslighting about zelensky not grovelling low enough in front of trump had me raging and cursing today.
  17. How much are trumps friends making shorting the market?
  18. Drove by a Starbucks cup standing perfectly right side up on the 1 foot wide shoulder alongside the dividing wall of I-45 this morning. Someone stuck in traffic had to have opened their door and deliberately placed it for it to be standing like that. Cops shouldn't be summarily executing citizens but I think I'd make an exception for that asshole.
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