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Bevo Num1

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  1. Announcer: Where are you going to put that thing? Quinn: Well, I thought about putting it to your ass.
  2. Did you eat your wife's oven roasted brisket cooked in liquid smoke?
  3. No broken bones.
  4. I hope Sark takes the trophy and tells Yormark to get off the fucking stage and then throws that dumb belt into the trash.
  5. Ok pull the starters now.
  6. Watch FSU get beat by Louisville.
  7. Sark could've called a TO
  8. Let's fucking go!
  9. Lol Nix looked like he hit a brick wall.
  10. That was a great catch to get the first.
  11. Washington just punched Oregon in the fucking mouf.
  12. This shit is all about conference representation in the playoffs and I feel like this weekend comes down to ACC vs. Big 12. If the top 4 win out, the Big 12 is left out. If Georgia loses, they slide out of the top 4 and Bama moves up because they beat the two-time defending champion and won the SEC. The fact that we beat their asses in Tuscaloosa by double digits won't mean shit to this committee. If Michigan loses, they slide out of the top 4 and Ohio State moves up. It's why they are ahead of us despite both our losses coming to our bitter rivals and us having more Top 25 wins. If Washington loses, they slide out and Oregon takes their spot. No need to rehash why Oregon being ahead of us is bullshit. That leaves Texas and FSU. If FSU wins, they are in regardless of what Texas does. I don't see the committee leaving out an undefeated Power 5 team. A FSU loss and a Texas win, we are in. If both FSU and Texas lose, the last remaining spot probably goes to another 11-1 team that lost their conference championship or didn't play (Ohio State).
  13. Bevo Num1 replied to Napoleon's topic in Football
    Ryan Day has downsy eyes.
  14. Stupid penalties aside, this game is the most complete game I've seen Texas play in a long time.
  15. I fucking love that we did this. Fuck him and fuck this conference. One more game.
  16. This game has it all! Fuck yeah, Arch!
  17. Dude, you are saying it doesn't matter without actually saying it. Texas wins out, they're in over Bama.
  18. Tech is getting no lubed. Worthy pushed dude's head into the turf. Lol
  19. Defensive TD! Lol
  20. 🤘🏼 up kid. Hope it's not serious.
  21. This fucking game will be over tomorrow.
  22. This is cold-blooded. I love it.
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