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Fuck #12

Nope. I went into knowing we'd lose.

Texas fucking up 4 seconds into the game.

We bought an Owlet and had the same problem initially. The first week back home in my state of delirium, I put the damn thing on wrong several times. Had the damn Rockabye baby song going off in the middle of the night a few times and twice had low oxygen alerts which scared the absolute shit out of me and my wife. I eventually learned to put it on correctly and we use it every single night without issues. I will agree with this statement. My daughter will be 4 months old next week and has been in pajamas about 95% of her life so far. I will also say fuck buttons and snaps. Two way zippers are the best thing, especially for those late night/early morning diaper changes. Giant bottle of ibuprofen ftw. I can relate. My daughter has a giant bald spot on the back of her head, too. Drives my wife nuts. I told her not to worry about it as it will fill in as she gets older and is able to sit up on her own more often. I second the band shirts. I am looking forward to my daughter being a little older to fit into the RHCP onesie.

aggy at 140. Lulz

Just don't have kids with her and you'll be fine.

Mallorca is awesome. If you have time, go check out Platja de Formentor. The drive out there is scary as fuck because it's along a cliff with a very narrow roadway, but totally worth it if you don't want to be at a crowded beach.

Nope. But it's part of why he gets paid $5 million a year.

Lol did I hear an SEC chant?

More like an offensive moron.

I fucking hate this football team. At least I get my Saturdays back.

Who the fuck was 14 defending?

They needed 3 yards and our DBs give the receivers a 10 yard cushion. Wtf

I don't understand this defense sometimes. Motherfuckers just running into blockers or falling down for no reason.

The expression of that OSU player said it all.

Bijan! Holy shit this kid is good.

He seems like he hates his job..

Nothing has changed for me. The loss to ou is bullshit, but we still control our own destiny and can play those fucks again in the CCG. I have confidence that this coaching staff will turn things around, but it may take time, especially on defense.

Tornado warning north of San Antonio.

Time to hate watch these fucks.

This defense is really, really shitty.

Lol fuck this shit. Burn it down. All of it.

Now would be a great time for a turnover.

I can't even get excited because there is a lot of time left and our secondary is bullshit.

This team just fucks itself. Over and over.