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    Had a 9:25 am tee time at The Bandit this morning. Made it to #13, said fuck it and left. It was way too hot to be playing golf today.
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    Pea-sized here in Buda.
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    They're Mizzou?
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    So beautiful
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    Bunch of black lung meth heads.
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    I feel like this is generational.
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    I don't know, but she has some nice legs.
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    He won it!
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    Tj kilowatt
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    We're in @3!
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    That's what I said. Ain'tnobodygottimeforthat.gif
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    Is this shit really 4 hours long? Goddamn, I don't have all day to watch this.
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    Of course.
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    So is this game. I'd rather watch turtles fuck just to see more action.
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    Watching this game is like watching a long, boring movie just because you want to know the ending.
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    What was the point of that play?
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    Mike Norvell's reaction is the same as people watching at home.
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    This game fucking sucks muledick. Both of these teams are trash.
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    Read the room, Yormark. Get fucked.
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    Announcer: Where are you going to put that thing? Quinn: Well, I thought about putting it to your ass.
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    Did you eat your wife's oven roasted brisket cooked in liquid smoke?
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    No broken bones.
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    I hope Sark takes the trophy and tells Yormark to get off the fucking stage and then throws that dumb belt into the trash.
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    Ok pull the starters now.

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