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Stoogey

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  1. Thank you for the neg rep, Pilot Error. Fucking asshole. Maybe I should have responded NASCAR to Victoria. Or NFL football. Never been to Lambeau? If you are on the sidelines, you cannot see the players across the field from the knees down. There is that much of a pitch. It isn't flat. Or Green Bay Packers games in Milwaukee. In a stadium designed for baseball. The endzones didn't fit in the stadium. Poor fuckers asking stupid questions.
  2. Import a Japanese toilet. All of those features built in plus there is a basin to wash your hands in the stream of clean water before it enters the tank after flushing. And choice of white noise. I was on a bus heading from the Kohler golf course in Wisconsin to ORD. Someone asked the driver to make a pit stop. Exit the highway to a McDonald's. Guy gets back on the bus all excited. "Guys! Guys! Guess what kind of toilets they have in there!"
  3. Did a poor person say something or did I fart?
  4. Chemistry kit included a Bunsen burner. Responsible handling of a flaming accelerant for a child. My friend's dad's chemistry set included radium. I remember a Science Fair. Took my father's glow-in-the-dark dial watch and put it in a beaker (to make it scientific) lined with black cloth and dry ice. You could see the radioactive scintillations.
  5. Are you sure they're American? My German car was built in Greer, South Carolina.
  6. I'm a Beefeater 24 man. Sometimes ya gotta use regular Beefeaters, sometime ya gotta use Gordon's. Try Death's Door London dry gin. Very versatile. Distillate: red winter wheat, corn, malted barley. Botanicals: coriander, fennel seeds, wild juniper from Washington Island. That's how it gets the kind of dramatically dumb Death's Door name. Washington Island is off the Door County (they leave off the death part to encourage tourism) peninsula in the Porte des Mortes (Door of the Dead). Many French ships sank in the strait sailing to Baie Verte (Green Bay). Not a big fan of ice in my drink. I prefer straight up martinis. If it's a warm afternoon I will make the trip to Sonic or buy a block of ice at the liquor store and chop into large chunks. Have not graduated to Japanese bartender level.
  7. Significant moments 00:59 - 03:00. http://123hulu.bz/watch/beavis-and-butt-head-season-5/episode-34.html
  8. Remember the Popeil Pocket Fisherman? No one in their right mind would take that piece of shit as serious fishing gear. Ron Popeil admitted that it was purchased by elderly women as gifts for nephews. I'm thinking Gay Bob is the Popeil Pocket Fisherman of gay gift giving.
  9. The Tale of Genji. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-sensualist-books-buruma
  10. Greasefreak prefers beefs with green peppers but otherwise he's pretty accurate. http://www.greasefreak.com/
  11. Chicago hot dog and french fries, Italian beef dipped with giardiniera (although some people prefer green pepper), Chicago deep dish pizza, poutine (which is Canadian but close enough), Green River soda water, smoked chubbs. Navy Pier fireworks on Wednesdays and Saturdays through summer. The Miracle Mile, top of the Willis (formerly Sears) Tower, a river or harbor boat tour, Gangsters and Ghosts. (The garage where the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre occurred is long gone.) If you do rent a car, Milwaukee's Summerfest. Check out which bands are playing which stage, get there early, park the kids at a picnic table to reserve your place and use the buddy system for food and drinks. Other festivals: https://onmilwaukee.com/seasonal/festivals/articles/2018-milwaukee-summer-festival-guide.html?viewall=1 .
  12. The Rolling Stones, United Center, 2013. Jagger addresses the audience. "Hello, Chicago! When they told me this is the house MJ built, I thought they were talking about me."
  13. Lil ShopVac's snacktimes. Gotta keep up his strength between meals.
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