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joe dirt

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  1. my 3 mo trial ended last week on a new car. when i called, i had a hard time understanding the guy with his accent so i said fuck it, just cancel. never lost a signal in my car. two days later i get a mailer notifying me that my free all access trial has just started and would expire in mar 2019. also has a link to extend 6mo for $50. i like all access and will happily pay $8/mo for it.
  2. boarder
  3. finite energy, bruh
  4. nothing at all shocking about that
  5. i want to send boxes full of maga hats and trump shirts to our friends in the caravan... in the name of science.
  6. right, because wealth shaming is only cool when used to characterize athletes who kneel during national anthems.
  7. been meaning to post my barn door for months. the reason i made them belongs in the wife thread.
  8. her life and reputation don’t matter.
  9. nah he’s got it covered. had her sign an nda.
  10. ye, how will i know who the guests are on fox and friends?
  11. seent a bunch of this nonsense at crystal beach yesterday. “trump: no more bullshit” they took our jerbs/boomin economy/trillionaire businessman can make better deals talk not going away
  12. loved season 1, yet for no reason at all, didn’t watch season 2. how important is season 2 to the season 3 story?
  13. buy $20 get $20 is finally back on my app today. been a while.
  14. i’ll usually knock in a letter, then walk away until another letter puck falls. in this case, they had been circling until it was time for the e, then was tryna knock in when i walked back up to the game and got it. idk about etiquette on zombie snatcher but i’m not playing unless there’s 250/500/letter pucks. and i’m not going to stand around watching until one falls. i haven’t been since then. mostly bc i haven’t been getting that 20 for 20 offer.
  15. but then we won’t get to see this fool build a giant wall that he can attach his name to.
  16. i typically apply milorganite every 4-5 weeks. there’s none to be found in all of north austin, pflug or rr. wtf. gonna have to go souf austin tmrw to get some. 🤬
  17. anyone else no longer getting the buy $20 get $20 offers on the recharge app?
  18. my kids are 2, 7 and 11. the 7 year old and her neighborhood friends play on it daily. my 11 yr old takes the 2 yr old out there for an hour or so every couple days. i hate the fuckin thing but dammit if the kids and their homies don’t all love it.
  19. joe dirt

    Father's Day 2018

    my 11 yr old dirt has a colonoscopy (crohn’s) scheduled for monday. means she won’t be able to eat anything all day sunday. i’ll be on the one day liquid diet with her.
  20. diamond n’ silk and putin v up in the limousine
  21. if by ain’t doing shit, you mean this: then yea, i agree.
  22. our master bath has a double door and ball catch that i hate. decided i’ma try my hand at building me two doors and hanging them sliding barn door style. the door is 8’ tall with a 36” opening. i plan on making two doors, 100” tall and 24” wide to account for the 4” trim i don’t want to see. the only thing i’ve ever built like this is lockers and storage closet in the washroom. and i used mdf to match the shit the builder put in. i spent the morning looking at home depot and thought about using this 1”x6”x12” tongue and groove whiteboard. is this crap? should i look elsewhere for materials? https://www.homedepot.com/p/1-in-x-6-in-x-12-ft-Premium-Tongue-and-Groove-Pattern-Whitewood-Board-418817/100062545?MERCH=REC-_-rv_nav_plp_rr-_-NA-_-100062545-_-N
  23. is it too late/hot to apply something like this to my bermuda? currently losing the battle of clover and this is one thing i have t tried
  24. i’ve mastered zombie snatcher. we managed a babysitter last saturday so my wife and i went. walked up on a couple try a get the last letter. swiped once, grabbed the “e” and 1.6k jackpot. they shot a mean look at me and walked off. spent the rest of the night with dos equips in hand watching my wife play the star trek coin pusher. we had a good laugh in that the rare instance we have a sitter, we’ve chosen to hit up d&b for a date.
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