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joe dirt

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  1. how is yall watching mexico honduras?
  2. joe dirt

    USMNT 2023

    i’m not mad about this.
  3. joe dirt

    USMNT 2023

    got my tickets last night. fuck yes.
  4. joe dirt

    USMNT 2023

    pulisic on pace for 38 goals this season
  5. the ticker symbol associated with company US Steel will be affiliated with X Corp. accordingly, your ticker symbol will be changed to a new ticker symbol. however, we appreciate your loyalty and want to minimize any inconvenience this may cause. at this time we will be changing your ticker symbol to twtr. best regards, x
  6. here’s a pretty good explanation of the money structure in MLS. the constant expansion of the league and the salary rules are going to hamstring MLS from ever catching up to the big boys and that’s before you even consider the lack of euro tournaments and inter league play here. basically we’ll never be able to pay most of these guys enough to consider MLS over saudi.
  7. obvious solution is obvious
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    USMNT 2023

  9. said this on the prescription thread, but we were running neck and neck with bruin for a while. my 16 yr old has crohn’s and was taking $30k dose of stelara every two weeks for over a year. we’ve recently moved on to 1x stelara ($30k) and 1x entyvio ($10k) per month. you’re welcome, united healthcare. she’ll be doing yet another scope next month ahead of changing out entyvio for rinvoq. one of these days we’ll get this poor child into remission. keep soldiering on my dudes.
  10. fuck. hoping wes sticks around somewhere in PL and adams gets sold somewhere decent too.
  11. don’t y’all know grabbing bitches by the pussy is very legal and very cool
  12. joe dirt

    MLS 2023

    fyi for t-mobile customers - mls season pass will be free beginning tuesday https://www.t-mobile.com/news/offers/t-mobile-customers-score-mls-season-pass-on-the-apple-tv-app-on-us
  13. i’m beginning to think tuchel wasn’t the problem
  14. if you’ve done all the treasure maps and have a bunch of monies, you can just keep buying packs of cigs at the general store until you get them all
  15. just started a new season as afc richmond. fucking awesome to see roy kent running around the pitch
  16. joe dirt

    USMNT 2023

    i said this on some other thread, but we need to convince some enterprising billionaire to buy a pl team and transfer over the entire usmnt senior team over. they’ll get the consistency they need while my real plan comes to fruition. the real plan is for 20 of us surlites to impregnate 20 women at the same time, then send all 20 male heirs to live in brazil. we’ll bring them all home in time for 2042 WC. this will kickstart a 3 cycle WC run.
  17. don’t worry y’all, it has been written.
  18. ream and jedi start for fulham. both have been nails, especially this last game. gergg’s obsession with mls players is going to be the death of me. shaq moore shouldn’t even be on the roster, let alone sub in.
  19. this is what we got installed last November thru a company called astoria lightning. was about ~$25/ln ft. they’re disc shaped with three led in each disc. comes with a shit ton of available preset patterns you can download. holidays, sports, architectural, etc. been rock solid all year. got tons of compliments for the halloween theme the other night.
  20. 100% expected to see armed dipshits today. was pleasantly surprised there were none. our polling location in derkaville wasn’t jam packed or anything but there weren’t a ton of empty booths either.
  21. joe dirt

    2022 Albums

    i read an article a few months back where matt helders said this holy shit he wasn’t lying. i’m all for evolution but damn if i don’t really miss the more energetic and heavier am.
  22. he should sign all the cases of water they’re deploying, kinda like how dotard signed the stimulus checks
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