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joe dirt

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  1. a buddy of mines is a contractor so i talked to him about getting his painters out to do our living room. luckily they was workin an outside job and the rain meant they had an immediate opening. fuckers knocked the living room and stairwell out in 3 hours. well worth the expense just like y’all said. we talked to them about painting our cabinets and the look on their faces was something. they was quite confused why we’d want to paint over 5yr old cabinets that still looked brand new. clearly they’re unaware the power pinterest has over madame dirt. our mantle is chopped limestone that my wife wants me to rip out in favor of a beam. thing is our fireplace extends 20’ up the wall and i’m afraid that if i chisel out the mantle, the rest of it will crash down on me. maybe that’s her plan?
  2. well y’all convinced me. i’ll be outsourcing said said giant walls. i did manage to knock out two rooms over the weekend though. it was liked therapy after that shitshow of a game saturday afternoon.
  3. we’re in the process of replacing blinds with plantation shutters. this has led to my worst nightmare, painting the interior walls before installation. i actually enjoy painting, but i’m starting with the living room this weekend, which has 20’ ceilings. this may well be the end for me.
  4. clearly y’all aren’t familiar with the ol’ “i don’t even know him” defense
  5. i thought that was implied
  6. he doesn’t get paid to do his job. “See whether or not all of the other of your favorites, your other favorites gave up their salary. The answer is no.” - PABOTUS
  7. got two quotes this week. they were really far apart too, by 60%. i expected variance but goddamn. both are basswood. the cheaper is made in houston. the more expensive is graber, made in mexico with us hardwoods that’swhatshesaid. guess i’ll get one more quote just to see what the actual price should be.
  8. hey asshole, don’t drag me into this
  9. we just got back from a week in oahu without the kids. i hadn’t been in nearly 20 years and this was the first trip there for lady dirt. we stayed in waikiki and did all the tourist stuff like hiking diamond head, waimea falls, dole, north shore, etc. now that that’s out of the way, next time we can go to a different island and actually just relax.
  10. we are looking to replace all faux blinds in our home with plantation shutters. any of y’all degenerates have recommendations in the greater austin area? anybody ever go the online route with diy installation?
  11. the party of honest abe lincoln. l-o-fuckin-l
  12. but i’ll tweet a top secret satellite image i took with my camera phone. very cool. very legal.
  13. 👌 beautiful lava.
  14. we have an ‘18 expedition limited. we have minor issues that we need to get taken care of. issue 1 is the turn signal doesn’t return to neutral after completing a left turn. seems the return spring needs replacing. issue 2 is the wireless charging pad no longer works at all. dealer is telling us they’ll need it for a week to fix both issues. aside from these little annoyances, we’re enjoying it. fits our 4 kids much more comfortably than the explorer we had before. the ecoboost has pretty solid power. and perhaps the best thing in my eyes is that there’s a usb port at all seats. means no more fighting over charging cables on long drives. fucking godsend.
  15. any of you degenerates using cbd to aid in GI issues? we’re exploring this as a supplement to the biologics that aren’t really working to treat my daughters crohn’s.
  16. resurrecting this old ass thread because i need a new wallet. i got a bellroy hide and seek as a gift a few years ago but it wasn’t as compact as i wanted. hows the slim fold holding up? anyone have a distil union wally?
  17. the weapons unequipping at dismount is a pain in the ass. restarting my ps4 was the only “fix” i could come up with. poison arrows make quick work of the cougars. as for fff, if the two buttons are x and triangle for example, put your index finger on x and middle finger on triangle and just alternate presses as fast as you can. kinda like tapping a desk. it helps to not even look at the screen. i tried online play and kept getting sniped while on free roam. quit after about 10 mins and never tried again.
  18. finally hit 100% today. the storyline is great, but the best part of this game are the side missions. no idea what i’ma play next.
  19. haha as a lakers fan i’m much more happy about this than i am disappointed in missing out on KL. also not going back to quote y’all, but @those laughing at lakers signings of green, mcgee, etc who else would be better acquisitions at this point? the money has to go somewhere or they lose it when the AD trade is official. better to spend a bit more and know what you’re getting in return as opposed to having less to spend on unknown or lesser players.
  20. 2020 cant get here soon enough. if only so i don’t ever have to hear this punkbitch say “deal” or “tariffs” ever again.
  21. No.1, he’s not my type. No.2, i don’t even know him.
  22. so fuckin much this. jesus christ someone hand this motherfucker a thesaurus.
  23. really just sounds to me like he’s taking credit for decent weather.
  24. i’ve been really pleased with chemical guys v07 quick detailer. after running the black expedition thru the car wash, it takes about 10min to spray and wipe down the entire thing to a mirror shine. pretty simple, streak free application.
  25. +1 for rachio. check with your water company for rebates too. i got $80 back after i submitted a copy of my receipt for the rachio.
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