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Surly Bevo

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  1. Let's not forget this moment of Kirby jackassery running down the white (not supposed to be on it) and throwing up his hands like he's a fucking defender.
  2. The whole thing...Holy Shit
  3. First, this is never happening. Second, I’ve never understood the infatuation with Charlotte Britches as franchise savior. She’s a Jones through and through, only benefitting from the fact that none of us have really ever heard her opine about on the field matters like those other two dipshits. But, keep on thinking the woman who has stood by while her dad made a mockery of her mother with gate agents and bathroom Instawhores is going to show up and show out from a command and control decision making presence.
  4. Sydney Sweeney's greatest acting job was as the petulant/smart ass college student in season 1 of White Lotus.
  5. Bases loaded, pitcher drops the ball after engaging the rubber, balk, lose game imo.
  6. If he consumed some of his own brisket there’s a 50/50 chance
  7. I completely expect Tre or CJ to break off one of our best RB runs of the season, only for there to be a flag for a questionable holding thrown on some backside blocker that had little to no impact on the play.
  8. More likely they have already done two Georgia games this year (vs Tenn and vs Ole Miss in Athens) and one Texas game this year. With 3 of 11 weeks feauturing one or the other they need to spread themselves around a bit.
  9. “Leaders” still trying to play a game following rules and norms that simply don’t now exist.
  10. New Hampshire and Maine eh?
  11. Any D who votes for this with what sounds like is on the table needs to be told loudly that they will face full fury in the next primary and little if any support if they happen to survive...it's how the Republicans do shit. Take a page, you listless bastards.
  12. Forcing you to take any action to redeem a credit seems bush league...just issue a credit assholes.
  13. More on the rushing thing. Georgia has lost 5 games since the start of the 2022 season. Now they outrushed Bama by a lot earlier this year, but Bama has some sort of voodoo curse on Georgia anyway. 4 of the other 5 teams that have beaten Georgia generally outrushed them....most somewhat significantly. Sark's gonna have to figure that out. ]
  14. We ran the ball for a total of 60 yards over 2 games against Georgia last year, and that inability to grind out yards and control some of the game ultimately did us in. We can't effectively run the ball at all against anybody with a pulse this year, sans a decent effort against OU (where we still averaged less than 4 yards a tote) So no, I won't count on us beating Georgia unless that somehow miraculously changes.
  15. That's because aggy stupidity much like ou sucking is a constant, not bound by any particular series of events or moment in time as other threads tend to be. But feel free to go check in and update that 2021 Texas vs West Virginia game thread.
  16. This guy obviously
  17. Good try, good effort Tigers
  18. Cathouse with folks like Dennis Hof and Air Force Amy was much more entertaining adult programming than Real Sex
  19. LSU thinks this is an SEC game circa 2011
  20. And a stupid holder on an XP
  21. MAGA is kind of like the Joker in The Dark Knight. Brisket is kind of like Alfred telling you all that the way they caught jewel thief in Burma was by burning the forest down, thus conveying to Bruce Wayne that he was going to have to do some stuff he didn’t really want to do to battle irrational evil.
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