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Surly Bevo

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  1. I mean you could have used AI to summarize.
  2. Still can’t get the stripes right
  3. I long for the days this guy was the joke
  4. Potato salad!
  5. A jetpack would make a mighty fine addition to that ensemble.
  6. Under 21 chicks who were trying to get clean at church after a Saturday night of partying and hoing around provided Zepol with a target rich environment.
  7. When I was in Astoria back in 2019 hit all those same spots except the house. Word back then was that the owners were real pains in the ass. I could respect that given that while I wouldn’t have been shitty I am sure many people are. The other thing that amused me is that the park we visited north of Canon Beach (Goonies Rock) and south of Astoria is where Bohdi wasn’t going to dog paddle to New Zealand.
  8. That along with Griffith Observatory and Torrance HS. I think my favorite though, is Wayne Manor also being freak show sex den in Eyes Wide Shut
  9. One's environment affects language acquisition, and have you heard her husband attempt to speak English?
  10. It's easy to confuse the nationalities of your paid escorts.
  11. Cowboys just told Blue he's not their boy.
  12. Assuming it had some backspin, kind of been interesting to see where that Rose shot went if he hadn't slam dunked it. Pretty impressive
  13. I get it but gonna miss Martinelli. Some real key contributions gone there.
  14. Surly Bevo replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    Or we end up looking like a monkey fucking a football
  15. Yea one of them is smart.
  16. Surly Bevo replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    Annie the new owner of an upstart racing team brings on legendary veteran Maverick.... uh I mean Cole, to help train her talented but green new driver. Maverick...uh I mean Cole has unconventional ways that leads to confrontations with Annie. But when a last minute herpes outbreak sidelines her driver she has to put her trust in Maverick....uh I mean Cole to get back in the car and go win Daytona.
  17. I get the current sentiment but will point you to the massive regional economic, resource, political imbalances and a couple thousand years of European history to say that’s a no from me dog.
  18. Indeed it is. Bumblefucks can't control anything off the field so they are going to make it excruciating on the field.
  19. When they took College Gameday to campus back in the 90s?
  20. Surly Bevo replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    Wonder if going to be more like he takes on the Robert Duvall role and Anne is the driver but then something happens to Anne and he has to get back in the car to win Daytona. "Annie, I'm going to need to rub you here...because rubbin is racing"
  21. Surly Bevo replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
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