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Surly Bevo

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  1. Has anybody talked shit yet so Helobius can feel like we have a better social media presence? It's so fucking awful
  2. Columbo and Kojack were cops (detectives) Jim Rockford was a PI and Jessica Fletcher was an author....if I've already been arrested it's too late for any of those folks to help. Dumbass indeed.
  3. Well for one I don't think that Texas will leave receivers running 5-10 yards open for an entire first half like Oregon and Tennessee did. Will Ohio State get their plays? Sure, they are very good. But, are they going to average 4.5 plays a TD drive with 80% of their TDs coming as the result of an explosive play like they have over the last two games? I'd be shocked at that against this defense as Texas and PK have historically been a bend but don't break defense. So the first thing is their offense is going to have to earn it in the red zone. When teams (Michigan, Penn State, hell even Nebraska)have put them in that spot things have tightened up for the Buckeyes considerably.
  4. Second Law of Thermodynamics
  5. Wear a rubber dude, you don't want the clap.
  6. Windy as fuck and 40 degrees in DFW
  7. Right now snow and a high of 35 on Thursday with a low of 30. Precipitation tapering off Friday around 7/8am and a high of 40 that day. Everybody relax/
  8. Why is this thread still a thing?
  9. I thought they queefed
  10. Dude does some entertaining art. Dude kills OG 4Loko
  11. I'm looking forward to when this thread crosses the streams with the shart thread.
  12. Michael Huff....easy one to forget, didn't do a whole lot for the Horns.
  13. And that's fair. The most important coaching matchup in this game is Pete vs Chip anyway.
  14. Seems to me the key to beating tOSU offense is to limit explosive plays and force them to be methodical or at the very least make them try to score TDs from the red zone. In their last two wins here is their scoring: Rose Bowl First Half 3 play drive, 45 yard TD 3 play drive 42 yard TD 10 play drive 46 yard FG 2 play drive 43 yard TD 1 play drive 66 yard TD 10 play drive 36 yard FG 2nd Half 6 play drive 8 yard TD Tennessee First Round First Half 5 play drive 37 yard TD 5 play drive 1 yard TD 7 play drive 29 yard TD 2nd Half 6 play drive 22 yard TD 9 play drive 1 yard TD 5 play drive 24 yard TD The average TD drive number of plays 4.7 average TD scoring yardage 25.5. I know we don't all like it but bend but don't break and try to bait them into being meatheads (which is what Michigan clearly did as tOSU kept stubbornly trying to run the ball to prove something) is the way in this one. Gonna have to give up some good (but not great) runs here and there and need to tackle well and keep things in front. Make Will Howard have to keep making plays and as Michigan found the mistakes will come. I know this isn't rocket science analysis but keeping everything in front and not letting them go off and then letting Day do his Day thing in the second half of a close big game should be our aim.
  15. The receiver down at the bottom may have false started but who gives a shit and that movement certainly wasn't what caused the guys in the middle to blow their loads.
  16. We really are reliving the last century. Pandemic, fascism, evil alcohol....but something's still missing.
  17. That tracks with the high heart rate notification in the Health app on my iphone.
  18. Kiffin is such a petty dick. You almost have to admire it.
  19. Kiffin is such a petty dick. You almost have to admire it.
  20. A runner so not defenseless and side of the helmet, not crown sooooo Targeting is dumb is what I take from it.
  21. The debate/outrage IS the grift guys....c'mon don't fall for it.
  22. All right you're a believer. I'm not...we can just leave it at that.
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