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Surly Bevo

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  1. Here's a multiple choice. The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is? A. Whatever the IRS says. B. A smart lawyer C. 10 years in prison D. All of the above
  2. PLAY THE HITS DONNY!!!
  3. Sir, this is America....we don't do details.
  4. They name an interim yet?
  5. The actual books and documents will be in the lobby bathroom.
  6. Some people believe in conspiracies Film at 11 Wake me up when the candidate herself claims it, multiple legal challenges get filed, or ya know, the Capitol gets stormed to install Kamala as President for her rightful victory in 2024
  7. It's the actual pussification of the country.
  8. OR Feted as a hero of the Republic You decide
  9. I like this but to this I dunno about that. The fastest games are those with minimal hits/walks and few pitching changes. Pitchers actually have to start putting it in the zone more regularly to get strikes well....
  10. I'll buy it when he's in street clothes on the sideline.
  11. I think since the NFL is our national distraction the opposition should start framing things this way.
  12. He’ll probably run for Congress now.
  13. Made it all the way to 58, now no longer a man.
  14. OR.....Latest diversionary blathering.
  15. Well, you see Gwen Stefani was making a lot of money as a coach on The Voice, and that pissed the host of The Apprentice off. Then there were some jokes at a White House Correspondents Dinner....
  16. DOTUS is speaking at the UN GA tomorrow? That should go well.
  17. They are, but in neither instance did OU put either team to the sword (and both opponents have also played tight games with the Baylors and Nebraskas of the world). So they are better wins but not "holy shit wins.
  18. 3 syllables instead of 6....much easier to say.
  19. 1 SHOT OF HAVANA CLUB A DAY CURES AUTISM You heard it here first folks.
  20. Better yet does this claim open them up to litigation from some non-critical thinking MAGA mom of an autistic kid....because that should be fun.
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