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Somebody want to tell him 👆

No matter how much they talk up Kyle Field and the advantage over the week always remember what they really think

This one isn't really tough....

LOL at the MIDGE

The Cowboys can’t even tank right.

Hilarious

Ok that was pretty awesome

This is grade A sarcasm meter calibration check. Bravo.

Diarrhea Derby

Alexander Hamilton grew up in the Caribbean ya stupid sip

I'm watching red zone rather than actually committing full attention to this abortion. At least 50% of the look-ins on this game have been hilarity filled.

Arkansas QB

They are very slow on the edges

LOL. Fuck you Jerry

A lot of this and I KNOW we all hate it in the moment because it feels uncomfortable as hell, but I think Sark is also practicing the Nick Saban "I'm going to prove to you just how right I am about how good you guys really are" bit. Think back on last year. Alabama loses to us then the next week Saban says to Milroe "yea you can go take a seat over there" and put in 2 QBs that after that game I don't think have ever been heard from again. His thought was likely "yea I know who the best QB is but you motherfuckers should be able to go beat South Florida with a paraplegic under center so that's exactly what you're gonna do". A team that everybody thought was dead in the water after their loss to us rolls to the playoffs and was on the goalline with a chance to take down the eventual national champion in the CFP. Fast forward to yesterday. "Yea Quinn is hobbled and ineffective but go and close out this team you have a 10 point lead on....you're more than good enough". Is it risky at times? Sure. Does that kind of stuff build culture? Absolutely.

aggy likes to come out and shit the bed early on defense in games before they gather themselves....we need to be ready to take advantage.

Yea in 11 games Texas has given up more than 17 points exactly twice. One in a turnover/shitty punt fest and the other very late in a road game. Yea our schedule has turned out not to be the toughest but you can only play what the conference lines up for you and the defense has yet to dick around in those games (even the two times they did give up more than 17 it was much more on offensive ineptitude). If you play poor to average teams and lock them down to zero to two scores over 60 minutes week in and week out....you're pretty fucking solid.

It's a good thing our backup this year started two games, has almost 1K yards passing with 9 TDs and 2 picks to go with 53 rushing yards and a TD. I would have put Arch in yesterday but not for the Garrett Gilbert experience reason. You may not like it, I may not like it but at some point gonna just have to trust Bill Parcels when it comes to Sark and his 88% winning percentage over the last 2 seasons.

Paw is about to hear some things.

All the P4 champions are guaranteed a spot. They are not guaranteed a top 4 spot, ie they could have to play a first round game if say Boise is ranked higher than the Big 12 champion.

All of it right here encapsulated in 5 seconds. Sound and fury.....signifying nothing

Yea but Paw is about to get a lot of angry phone calls this week so I'll allow it.

Pretty sure that Tennessee losing to Arkansas while both of us beat Arkansas is what has the game on Saturday winner take all to face UGA.