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DaysOff

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  1. Do these idiots think that their white supporters are going to stand on their feet all day assembling widgets for shit pay with a suicide net around the building? That's what China is for. They're our bitch. Vietnam...bitch. Mexico...bitch. One orange baboon had to blow it all up for reasons.
  2. I wouldn't call the college admissions process broken, but it is often secretive and competitive. I don't know what was happening in 2007, but all that fucking produced the largest single year baby boom ever. 2025 is the largest high school graduating class in US history, which translates to the largest college applicant cohort ever. The good news is that American capitalism has made raising children such a drain that each year going forward has fewer high school graduates, so the college application process will be less competitive. Thanks republican policies!
  3. Goddamn that's fucking stupid.
  4. I'd say it's one of the easier on campus jobs. Also, go to the ER; you're having a stroke.
  5. My daughter works as a lifeguard for the team at the jamail swim center, so she gets to see how the sausage is made. They basically signed nda's, so I don't know Bob's secrets other than recruiting great swimmers.
  6. Slorch'd
  7. I'm glad you're still drinking, cuz I got a nice buzz right now too.
  8. This game sucks ass. There's zero chance bama threatens regardless of the score.
  9. Motherfucker
  10. Is that Looch behind home plate
  11. Lots of loose girls with possible stds on the river walk next Friday.
  12. I can do the whole job in Fortran77. Is that still a thing?
  13. Show ass first. Ask questions later. Never change, brother.
  14. Why are people still getting married in 2025? Went to a wedding last Saturday and have 3 more between now and July. Is it a contract with the state? A contract with the church? I no longer believe in either of those entities. Just live together people.
  15. Looks like a 64 and a half. I inherited a 66 dad bought new in October of 65 for $2400. Good times at 12mpg.
  16. Badass. Thanks for posting.
  17. 6 years? There's no way in my mind that he was at Texas for 6 years. Who the fuck would allow that?
  18. CBB is normally awful, but this Xavier Illinois game is awesome.
  19. Jay Wright with a burnt orange tie.
  20. C'mon man. We know you're wealthy enough to be a world traveler. NYC and California have some of the world's most attractive women, and none of them look at the current press secretary as a role model.
  21. No. In fact, Troy Nehls told me my CEO is so woke. I'm unfamiliar with the term. Can you use it in a sentence.
  22. Galloway has talked about how men marry equal or down while women marry equal or up. That's going to be a problem when women outnumber men 2 to 1 at universities and are therefore positioned for higher pay and prestige. That's a bigger problem in my mind than porn, and we've got a political party attacking education.
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