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DaysOff

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  1. My tik tok is working today, so fuck you Zuckerberg.
  2. Dude. At least he's not a black woman.
  3. Tik Tok is a great app to connect with a lot of smart, entertaining people. I'll fly enough international flights to civilized free countries to still be able to use it. I get spam texts and phone calls every day, and it isn't because of tik tok. Looking at you Zuckerberg.
  4. Maybe one too many aggys on the coaching staff. Maybe.
  5. If IAH gets 8 inches, it'll be sore for 2 days.
  6. I love all things UT, but you couldn't pay me to watch this version of college basketball. Shout-out to all you guys tuning in twice a week like you're Derka.
  7. I'd be okay with my Quito trip canceling Wednesday night. Everyone stay home and off the roads.
  8. And UT says jk, lol February 15th now. Just admit y'all weren't prepared to read 90,000 essays.
  9. Some of that guy's teeth got lodged in the track after that hit.
  10. Some of these dudes get a 5 star label at 17 years old, then shut it down.
  11. Think of one of our D lineman.
  12. Is that near the airport?
  13. My wife's youngest sister is a bit white trashy and pulled this maneuver on her landlord after that last hurricane in Houston. Why are dumb people so clever with shit like this, and we nerds are looking up the definition of money laundering?
  14. Next stop, College Station.
  15. Only 72? Seems like he's been on the radio 50 years.
  16. Liver transplant?
  17. Those poor Tanglewood wives. Stay safe out there in the hood.
  18. On shore west wind isn't Santa Anna.
  19. I guess the NFL likes dude who false start, hold, and whiff.
  20. I'll raise my flag when he stands for the national anthem.
  21. Sure, Grandpa. They're not actually working but playing fortnite at home. If I could fly the jet in my underwear in bed I would.
  22. That would be the most Jets thing ever.
  23. FUCK YOU BAKER
  24. Horseshit. The winner of that game is going to be crowned National Champion, and that was a winnable game for Texas. Ergo, we'd be national champions. I'm not quite over it yet. Lack of execution for the first 2 losses. I pin this one on the coaches.
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